misterKilya

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$ENA Анекдот
Якщо раптом ви виявили в себе симптоми грипу - 200 грам з перцем і все як рукою зніме. Якщо раптом не виявили, всеодно випийте - глибоко сидить зараза...
$BNB

#CFTCCryptoSprint АНЕКДОТ
Якщо раптом ви виявили в себе симптоми грипу - 200 грам з перцем і все як рукою зніме. Якщо раптом не виявили, всеодно випийте - глибоко сидить зараза...

#CreatorPad Анекдот
Якщо раптом ви виявили в себе симптоми грипу - 200 грам з перцем і все як рукою зніме. Якщо раптом не виявили, всеодно випийте - глибоко сидить зараза...

#CreatorPad Анекдот
Приходить майстер, за 5 хвилин все лагодить і каже:
– З вас 500 гривень.
– А чому так дорого? Ви ж витратили на це всього 5 хвилин! – Ми беремо мінімум як за годину роботи, а година якраз і коштує 500 гривень.
– Добре, тоді ось вам граблі, поможіть мені зібрати листя у дворі за 55 хвилин, які залишилися!

#CryptoScamSurge Joke
Dear parents, please do not walk in the background in your underwear with beer during online lessons and do not comment on the classes!
Sincerely, the teachers!

$BNB Joke
A person who doesn't know what to do with their life, after a bottle of vodka, already knows how to run a country.
$ETH

#CryptoClarityAct Joke
A person who doesn't know what to do with their life, after a bottle of vodka already knows how to run a country.

#TrumpBitcoinEmpire
Petrovich let a cast iron radiator fall on his foot and admitted that he had engaged in sexual relations with this radiator, with the director of the factory, and, in fact, with the factory itself…
#TrumpBitcoinEmpire

$BNB
Петрович впустив собі на ногу чавунну батерею і признався…, що вступав у статеві відносини з цією батареєю, з директором заводу і, власне, з самим заводом…
$BTC

#TrumpBitcoinEmpire Petrovich let a cast iron radiator fall on his leg and admitted that he had sexual relations with this radiator, the factory director, and, in fact, with the factory itself...

#BTCvsETH How guys propose:
– Marry me!
How girls propose:
– I'm pregnant!

#MyStrategyEvolution Joke
A 6-year-old son asks his mother:
– Mom, when children grow up, do they live separately from their parents?
– Yes, my son, separately.
Thinking a bit:
– And where will you go to live?

#MemecoinSentiment Joke
6-year-old son asks his mom:
– Mom, when children grow up, do they live separately from their parents?
– Yes, dear, separately.
Thought for a moment:
– And where will you go to live?

#MyStrategyEvolution Joke
The Germans are the most satisfied. Because soon everyone will forget about Hitler.

#TradingStrategyMistakes Joke
The plane took off into the sky. The voice of the senior pilot:
- Dear passengers... Oh dear... oh my... This is bad...
And silence. Everyone in shock looks around in search of danger. The voice of the senior pilot again:
- Dear passengers, everything is fine. The stewardess accidentally spilled coffee on me. You should see how my white pants look in front...
One of the passengers, through gritted teeth:
- Probably just like mine from behind...
$BTC

#BinanceTurns8 Joke
The plane has taken off into the sky. The voice of the senior pilot:
- Dear passengers... Oh my... oh dear... What a disaster...
And silence. Everyone is in shock, looking around for danger. Again, the voice of the senior pilot:
- Dear passengers, everything is fine. The flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee on me. You should see how my white pants look in front...
One of the passengers, through gritted teeth:
- Probably just like mine from behind...

#BTCBreaksATH Joke
The plane ascended into the sky. The voice of the senior pilot:
- Dear passengers... Oh my... oh dear... What a disaster...
And silence. Everyone is in shock looking around for danger. Again, the voice of the senior pilot:
- Dear passengers, everything is fine. The stewardess accidentally spilled coffee on me. You should see how my white pants look in the front now...
One of the passengers, through clenched teeth:
- Probably just like mine in the back...

#TrendTradingStrategy Joke
The plane ascended into the sky. The voice of the senior pilot:
- Dear passengers... Oh dear... oh no... This is bad...
And silence. Everyone is in shock, looking around for danger. Again the voice of the senior pilot:
- Dear passengers, everything is fine. The flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee on me. You should see how my white pants look in the front now...
One of the passengers, through gritted teeth:
- Probably just like mine do in the back...

#ArbitrageTradingStrategy Joke
The plane ascended into the sky. The voice of the senior pilot:
- Dear passengers... Oh my... oh dear... What a disaster...
And silence. Everyone is in shock, looking around for danger. Again, the voice of the senior pilot:
- Dear passengers, everything is fine. The flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee on me. You should see how my white pants look in front...
One of the passengers, through gritted teeth:
- Probably just like mine in the back...