#ArbitrageTradingStrategy Joke

The plane ascended into the sky. The voice of the senior pilot:

- Dear passengers... Oh my... oh dear... What a disaster...

And silence. Everyone is in shock, looking around for danger. Again, the voice of the senior pilot:

- Dear passengers, everything is fine. The flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee on me. You should see how my white pants look in front...

One of the passengers, through gritted teeth:

- Probably just like mine in the back...