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So funny! Is everyone online a Buffett now? Open Weibo and it's all about sharing profits - "I bought the dip today", "I precisely timed the top", "Contracts a hundred times", it feels like a stock trading competition audition! But when I check their profiles, last month they were still asking "How to read candlestick charts", and this month they're already teaching others how to trade? If you ask me, the ones really making money aren’t the ones posting screenshots all day! The most genuine trading record I've seen is from my neighbor, Er Gouzi, who went all in on Dogecoin last year and is still delivering takeout to pay off his debts. Now that's what I call real life! But then again, if trading could really make you rich, who would still be working a job? But the question is - you should ask yourselves, are you here to make money or to experience the thrill of "random wealth"? Every time I see comments like "I’m all in! If I win, I’ll get a club model, if I lose, I’ll have to work hard", I just know that this market will never run out of fuel!

#以太坊安全计划 Goodness! Is Ethereum finally getting a security program? It was about time! Every time I see news about 'some DeFi project being hacked, losing hundreds of millions,' I wonder if these hackers are spies sent by Vitalik to specifically conduct stress tests on the Ethereum ecosystem?
Now they finally remember to implement security upgrades? Fine, that's better than playing dead. But the problem is—can you first address the Gas fees? Every time the transaction fee hurts more than being hacked, whether it’s safe or not is another story; the cost of using it is about to drive me away!
But on the other hand, if they can really eliminate those 'shitty projects' running away and contract vulnerabilities, at least it can help the newcomers avoid a few pitfalls. But the problem is, isn't the spirit of blockchain 'code is law'? Now they want to add regulation and conduct audits, isn’t that slapping themselves in the face?
In short, let's wait and see; let's not go through all this just to find out that the most unsafe thing is Vitalik's Twitter account!

#稳定币日常支付 grass! These people in blockchain finally remember that money is meant to be spent, not speculated on? Using USDT to buy groceries, USDC for taxis, sounds more reliable than buying pizza with Bitcoin, but when I go to the market to pull out my phone to scan, the vendor says 'WeChat or Alipay', I take out my cold wallet and say 'Wait, let me sign a smart contract first'—this scene is too beautiful to look at!
Stablecoin payments? First, ask if the pancake vendor downstairs knows what 'on-chain confirmation' means! Nowadays even bank apps require a verification code + facial recognition for transfers, yet you want to use ETH gas fees as transaction fees? Laughable, the transfer fee is more expensive than pancake rolls, this is like using a cannon to hit a mosquito, pure cyberpunk performance art!
But speaking of which, if it really can bypass foreign exchange controls and bank cuts, it would be convenient to send living expenses to my Vietnamese wife in the future... (suddenly alert) Ahem, forget I said anything!

#稳定币日常支付 does not understand how to pay, so just sent it randomly.

So crazy!