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Sep 09, 2025
Branded Spotlight
The Forgotten Trickster of Bitcoin: The Untold Story of Mitsubishi Goldstein and the Genesis of Memecoins
The Forgotten Trickster of Bitcoin: The Untold Story of Mitsubishi Goldstein and the Genesis of Memecoins
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September 8, 2025 — Satoshi disappeared, and Goldstein emerged. In the months after Bitcoin’s creator slipped into silence, another pseudonym took the stage: Mitsubishi Goldstein—a name as eccentric and theatrical as Satoshi Nakamoto’s own. Operating behind this mask, and others such as Laced With Kerosene and Ogashi Tukafoto, Goldstein unleashed a stream of satire, essays, and parodies that blurred the boundary between humor and foresight. He launched parody sites, authored intricate mining guides, and even conceived LOLCOIN in 2011—arguably the first memecoin, predating Dogecoin by two years. His creations often proved prophetic, foreshadowing exchange collapses, meme wars, lost fortunes, and the rise of tokenized absurdity itself. Fourteen years later, Goldstein endures as crypto’s prankster-prophet and digital ghost—every bit as enigmatic, and perhaps as influential, as Satoshi.
Comedy as Infrastructure
The summer of 2011 was chaos. Bitcoin’s price swung wildly, scams unnerved newcomers, and its absent creator left the project leaderless. What held the community together wasn’t new code but new culture. Goldstein filled the vacuum with a mix of dense mining tutorials, absurdist websites, and irreverent stunts that gave the network both structure and spirit. Sites like BitcoinMiningAccidents.com (half warning, half joke) and BitcoinAddicts.com doubled as satire and survival guides, turning confusion into cohesion. Out of this momentum came his crowning creation: LOLCOIN—a parody token not meant to mock Bitcoin but to market it. The coin embodied an early lesson that memes could spread Bitcoin’s message faster than code alone.
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After Satoshi Nakamoto vanished, a pseudonymous figure named Mitsubishi Goldstein emerged.
Goldstein used multiple aliases (e.g., Laced With Kerosene, Ogashi Tukafoto).
Known for satire, essays, parody sites, and mining guides that blended humor with foresight.
Allegedly created LOLCOIN in 2011 — which could be considered the first memecoin, predating Dogecoin (2013).
His satirical projects predicted events like exchange collapses, meme wars, lost fortunes, and the rise of meme-driven tokens.
In 2011’s chaotic Bitcoin scene, his culture-driven approach gave the community “structure and spirit” when leadership and trust were fragile.
Websites like BitcoinMiningAccidents.com and BitcoinAddicts.com were both joke and survival guide.
LOLCOIN wasn’t mocking Bitcoin, but marketing it through memes, showing that culture and humor could spread adoption as effectively as code.
Goldstein is framed as a “prankster-prophet”, still a mysterious and influential digital ghost.
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