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#USNationalDebt 💵🧨
BREAKING NEWS or rather BREAKING EVERYTHING:
Trump has dropped a bombshell the size of 36 TRILLION 💣 (yes, with T for Trembling Earth)
According to him, a recent audit found that maybe, just maybe, the United States won’t have to pay part of its public debt.
Excuse me? How? And what if I return my bills saying I also did a personal audit? 😬📉

The report comes courtesy of the shiny Dodge Department (which we don’t know if it’s an agency or a spare parts shop with WiFi). 🧑‍💼🔧
And there, among Excel, donuts, and crazy theories, they found “irregularities.”
Irregularities, they say! The next thing will be to say that the Treasury had the PIN wrong. 😵‍💫

Some shout “THIS IS A GAME CHANGER!”
And others shout “THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE WITH THE ECONOMIST AS THE VILLAIN!” 😱

For now, it’s all intense looks, lawyers with dark circles, and economists with tremors in their left eye.
But if this goes through... the history of global debt is rewritten from scratch.

What would you do if tomorrow they told you that your mortgage was an administrative error? 😏
As I said: grab the popcorn, because this is just getting started. 🍿📉🇺🇸

#SwingTradingStrategy 🎢💰
Swing Trading is like surfing a wave… but in the stock market. 🏄‍♂️
You’re not looking to marry the stock, just have a passionate romance for a few days. You hold the position just enough: not as quickly as an anxious scalper, nor as eternally as an investor who has already inherited the stock. Here we talk about capturing the essence of the trend, that juicy moment when the price says: "I’m going up… but just a little" 📈💋

🔍 Step 1: Market Context
Don’t enter if the chart looks like an electrocardiogram with problems. You only trade when there’s divine order in the trend: bullish, bearish, or in boring mode (range).
Keep an eye on larger time frames like a detective on Netflix (1D or 4H), but enter on 15m like a ninja🕵️‍♂️⏱️

📊 Step 2: The Magic Indicators
• EMA 50/200: If they cross, something big is coming
• RSI: If it drops below 30, it’s depressed; if it rises above 70, it thinks it’s Elon Musk
• MACD: If the lines cross like in a romantic comedy, you enter
• Fibonacci: What traders use to sound smart
• Volume: The market's shout; if it doesn’t shout, don’t enter 😑

🎯 Step 3: The Epic Entry
• Retracement to support + candle eager to rise 🔥
• RSI wakes up from a coma and crosses from 30 🧟‍♂️
• MACD does the crossed meringue step 💃
• Volume explodes as if someone said "Bitcoin" at a family dinner 🧨

👉 What’s the moral of the story?
Don’t marry any stock, but invite her out if you see her flirting. The Swing Trader enters, cashes out, and leaves in style 😎💼

#XSuperApp 🚀
Elon Musk doesn't rest even when he sleeps (if he sleeps at all). Now he wants X, formerly known as Twitter, to become a super app.
So what is that? Well, basically, a digital Swiss army knife that lets you send a meme, pay rent, invest in Dogecoin, and order sushi… all from the same button 🍣💸

The idea sounds cool, yes. But it also feels a bit dizzying, like: “What if the app sends me a kitten sticker while charging me a fee?” 😳

This is serious: payments, investments, shopping, videos, live streams, crypto, expert kitten reels in stocks… and whatever comes next. Musk wants you to live, laugh, earn, pay, and die within his app 🧠📲💀

Are we witnessing the beginning of Skynet but with emojis and a buy button? It could be.
Does it seem a bit like Black Mirror to me? Also.
Am I going to use it? OBVIOUSLY 🧃😎

What do you think? Are we ready for an app that does EVERYTHING (except walk the dog)? 🐕📉

#CryptoStocks 🌐🚀
The most epic crossover since they brought together the Power Rangers and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is coming! 🐢⚡️
Can you imagine if stocks and cryptocurrencies had a child? Well, it exists. It's called CryptoStocks and it's ready to rule Wall Street with a laptop from the toilet 🧻💻

Now you can buy a mini-micro-fraction of Tesla while in your robe, with a coffee in hand, and without talking to any intense broker. ☕🛋️
Is it 3 in the morning and you feel like investing in Amazon from bed? You can. Are you at the beach and want to sell your fractional shares of Apple? You can too. 🏖️📉📈

Thanks to blockchain, this is transparent, secure, and without that weird smell of sweaty ties from the traditional financial world.
You no longer need to have millions; now with just 3 euros and blind faith, you can be a shareholder of half the planet. 💸🌍

Future of finance? More like the present with sunglasses and a lot of attitude. 😎🔥
Invest with flow, invest with CryptoStocks. And remember: the IBEX35 doesn’t dance, but this does. 💃📊

#GENIUSActPass 🚨 Stop the presses and release the metaverse! 🚨
The U.S. Senate has just passed the GENIUS Act with 68 votes in favor and 30 against. So what now? Well, the project goes straight to the House, like passing the baton in a race… but with suits and a lot of cryptos in between.

This is the first major cryptocurrency law that has managed to slip through the political filter without tripping, which is almost a miracle. If it becomes law, the crypto sector will stop being the Wild West and will become… the Tame Shopping Mall.

Stablecoins, which were once the “odd ones” in the group, could become the stars of the financial show. 💃 Because yes, when the dollar dances, they don’t lose the rhythm.

What do you think? Are we heading to the future… or to the pilot episode of Black Mirror: Banking Edition? 👀
I’m listening to you, blockchain guru!

#MyTradingStyle What type of trader are you? 👀💸

🔪 Scalping: This is for the hyperactive ones with ninja reflexes and nerves of steel. They make trades that last less than an Instagram story, looking for micro-profits in seconds or minutes. They literally live glued to the screen, probably with intravenous coffee.

☕ Day Trading: Here there is a bit more calm (but not much). Trades are opened and closed within the same day. No going to bed with open positions, as that gives nightmares. It's like going to work: you enter, do your thing, and leave before the market closes.

🌀 Swing Trading: These traders are like surfers, riding the price wave for several days or weeks. They are not racing against the clock like the previous ones, but they also don't rest on their laurels. They seek to capture broad and elegant movements, like someone waiting for the best moment to dive into the water.

🧘‍♂️ Position Trading: These are the wise ones of trading, like Jedi masters. They buy and forget (almost). They hold positions for months or years, based on deep analysis, transcendental meditation, and a lot, a lot of patience. For them, time is just a market illusion.

#FOMCMeeting Attention all market enthusiasts! 📊
The Federal Reserve has just concluded its June 2025 meeting… and as expected, they have decided not to budge an inch: interest rates remain stable between 4.25% and 4.5%. 😴

The strategy is clear: wait, see… and cross your fingers.
The economy is holding up, employment is resilient like a champion, but inflation is still there, like that ex who won't leave the WhatsApp group. 😬

And to make it more fun: rare trade data + tariff troubles = Fed looking at the horizon with binoculars and saying “let's see what happens.” 🧐