#USNationalDebt 💵🧨

BREAKING NEWS or rather BREAKING EVERYTHING:

Trump has dropped a bombshell the size of 36 TRILLION 💣 (yes, with T for Trembling Earth)

According to him, a recent audit found that maybe, just maybe, the United States won’t have to pay part of its public debt.

Excuse me? How? And what if I return my bills saying I also did a personal audit? 😬📉

The report comes courtesy of the shiny Dodge Department (which we don’t know if it’s an agency or a spare parts shop with WiFi). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, among Excel, donuts, and crazy theories, they found “irregularities.”

Irregularities, they say! The next thing will be to say that the Treasury had the PIN wrong. 😵‍💫

Some shout “THIS IS A GAME CHANGER!”

And others shout “THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE WITH THE ECONOMIST AS THE VILLAIN!” 😱

For now, it’s all intense looks, lawyers with dark circles, and economists with tremors in their left eye.

But if this goes through... the history of global debt is rewritten from scratch.

What would you do if tomorrow they told you that your mortgage was an administrative error? 😏

As I said: grab the popcorn, because this is just getting started. 🍿📉🇺🇸