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The White House's First Cryptocurrency Summit: A Carnival of 'Industry Praise' or the Disillusionment of a Crypto Utopia?
On March 7, 2025, the night sky in Washington was ignited by the excitement of the cryptocurrency circle. The White House opened its golden doors to digital assets for the first time, with Trump raising the banner of 'crypto hegemony', claiming to end the 'regulatory winter' of the Biden era and push the U.S. into a 'new blockchain era'. This summit, touted as 'defining the crypto rules for the next four years', gathered CEOs from giants like Coinbase and MicroStrategy, as well as heavyweight congressional members, making the lineup a 'crypto all-star'.
Highlight moment? No, it's a 'rainbow fart' bombardment!
The summit kicked off with Trump passionately announcing the establishment of a 'Strategic Bitcoin Reserve', claiming that the U.S. holds 200,000 bitcoins and vowing to 'never sell'. Treasury Secretary Basent followed up, sharply criticizing the previous administration for 'stifling innovation' and promising to promote stablecoin legislation. However, the live broadcast was mysteriously interrupted after just 20 minutes, and the subsequent closed-door meeting turned into a stage for industry leaders to 'worship' Trump—praising him from 'brilliant and powerful' to 'legal warrior', with flattery piling up like a mountain, while policy details remained as transparent as air.
Highlight moment? No, it's a 'rainbow fart' bombardment!
The summit kicked off with Trump passionately announcing the establishment of a 'Strategic Bitcoin Reserve', claiming that the U.S. holds 200,000 bitcoins and vowing to 'never sell'. Treasury Secretary Basent followed up, sharply criticizing the previous administration for 'stifling innovation' and promising to promote stablecoin legislation. However, the live broadcast was mysteriously interrupted after just 20 minutes, and the subsequent closed-door meeting turned into a stage for industry leaders to 'worship' Trump—praising him from 'brilliant and powerful' to 'legal warrior', with flattery piling up like a mountain, while policy details remained as transparent as air.
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《Bitcoin Crash Countdown: Policy Hammer Shatters Doge Dreams, Get Out Quickly!》
March 8, 2025 Cryptocurrency Summit
"A bunch of idiots still dreaming of Bitcoin hitting 250,000? Open your eyes and see reality!" I'm here to wake you up today! Trump has been blabbering about 'strategic Bitcoin reserves', Congress is in a frenzy, and even the Republicans are tearing each other apart, and are they seriously legislating? Nonsense! This thing hasn't even made a shadow, but the crypto market manipulators are using this gimmick to profit from retail investors smoothly!
Federal Reserve interest rate cuts? What a joke! Non-farm data just warmed up, and inflation is already rising again. The vultures on Wall Street have already started selling off $BTC for dollars! And what are they still bragging about 'institutional frenzy'? MicroStrategy's account is all leverage, and that idiot Saylor is probably on the brink of liquidation, right? Look at the on-chain data, whales are frantically transferring coins to exchanges, it's clear they want to crash the market!
Regulation? Even more disgusting! The new SEC chairman just took office and immediately revived the SAB 121 policy. Banks holding Bitcoin? No way! The withdrawal channels at exchanges are cut off, and the coins in your hands are just air! Still talking about ETF fund inflows? Goldman Sachs and Invesco have already secretly withdrawn and run away, leaving the retail investors to pick up the pieces!
The most ridiculous are those idiots shouting 'Bitcoin is anti-inflation'! The dollar index is soaring, gold is dropping like crazy, and what does your $BTC even mean? Do you really think you're digital gold? The bubble will burst with a poke!
Listen up: $BTC is bound to fall! Dropping below 90,000 is just the beginning! Don't believe it? Just wait for next week's announcement from the US Congress on the 'crypto regulation bomb', sending you all to zero! If you don't run now, get ready to line up on the rooftop!
(After the rage, feels good!)
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March 8, 2025 Cryptocurrency Summit
"A bunch of idiots still dreaming of Bitcoin hitting 250,000? Open your eyes and see reality!" I'm here to wake you up today! Trump has been blabbering about 'strategic Bitcoin reserves', Congress is in a frenzy, and even the Republicans are tearing each other apart, and are they seriously legislating? Nonsense! This thing hasn't even made a shadow, but the crypto market manipulators are using this gimmick to profit from retail investors smoothly!
Federal Reserve interest rate cuts? What a joke! Non-farm data just warmed up, and inflation is already rising again. The vultures on Wall Street have already started selling off $BTC for dollars! And what are they still bragging about 'institutional frenzy'? MicroStrategy's account is all leverage, and that idiot Saylor is probably on the brink of liquidation, right? Look at the on-chain data, whales are frantically transferring coins to exchanges, it's clear they want to crash the market!
Regulation? Even more disgusting! The new SEC chairman just took office and immediately revived the SAB 121 policy. Banks holding Bitcoin? No way! The withdrawal channels at exchanges are cut off, and the coins in your hands are just air! Still talking about ETF fund inflows? Goldman Sachs and Invesco have already secretly withdrawn and run away, leaving the retail investors to pick up the pieces!
The most ridiculous are those idiots shouting 'Bitcoin is anti-inflation'! The dollar index is soaring, gold is dropping like crazy, and what does your $BTC even mean? Do you really think you're digital gold? The bubble will burst with a poke!
Listen up: $BTC is bound to fall! Dropping below 90,000 is just the beginning! Don't believe it? Just wait for next week's announcement from the US Congress on the 'crypto regulation bomb', sending you all to zero! If you don't run now, get ready to line up on the rooftop!
(After the rage, feels good!)
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《Heavyweight》Bitcoin is about to skyrocket: The Federal Reserve and Trump team up to ignite a nuclear bomb in the crypto market!!!
On March 6, 2025, New York Wall Street👇
"It crashed! Bitcoin fell below 80,000!" At three in the morning, trader Jack stared at the blood-red candlestick on the screen, his fingers trembling. The Trump administration suddenly announced a 25% tariff increase on Canada and Mexico, and the global market immediately exploded. $BTC plummeted 12% within 24 hours, with a liquidation amount exceeding 5 billion dollars, the short-sellers' ecstatic laughter pierced through the trading hall.
"Buy the dip! This is the last chance!"
Bitcoin mining giant MicroStrategy urgently convened a meeting, CEO Saylor slammed the financial report aside, roaring as he dropped 1 billion dollars to buy BTC. Meanwhile, the Federal Reserve quietly released signals: the March interest rate decision might end the balance sheet reduction early, and the prediction of a 50 basis point rate cut in 2025 is set in stone. The market caught the whiff of blood, and Wall Street vulture funds madly rushed into spot ETFs, filling the 81,000 dollar support zone with buy orders instantly.
The reversal came unexpectedly!
On March 7, the non-farm payroll data surprisingly cooled — unemployment rate soared, inflation fell to 2.3%, and the Federal Reserve's dovish comments swept the market. BTC ignited like a rocket, soaring 18% in a single day, reaching 95,000 dollars! The shorts were left in tatters, 1 billion dollars in leveraged positions turned to ashes. On Twitter, "#BTC100k" surged to the trending topics, and Trump suddenly retweeted: "Bitcoin makes America great again!" The price of the "Trump Digital Card" NFT on the Ordinals protocol skyrocketed to 50 BTC, the entire network boiled over.
Imagine 🤔
"Record-breaking! All-time high!"
On March 10, BTC broke through 120,000 dollars, the FOMO sentiment of institutions went into a frenzy. Goldman Sachs reported: "Trump’s tax cuts + Federal Reserve rate cuts = Crypto Super Cycle!" In Asia's early morning, a mysterious giant whale bought 20,000 BTC in one go, shocking the entire network with on-chain transfer records. Analysts shouted: "The macro bomb has been detonated, 200,000 dollars is just the starting point!"
At this moment, Jack slumped in his chair, looking at the doubled profits in his account, grinning widely.
Outside the window, New York's neon lights illuminated the exchange's slogan — "In the world of Bitcoin, only the insane can survive!" And on the horizon, a new storm is brewing: 48 hours until the Federal Reserve meeting, Trump's "Crypto-Friendly Bill" is about to be submitted to Congress…
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On March 6, 2025, New York Wall Street👇
"It crashed! Bitcoin fell below 80,000!" At three in the morning, trader Jack stared at the blood-red candlestick on the screen, his fingers trembling. The Trump administration suddenly announced a 25% tariff increase on Canada and Mexico, and the global market immediately exploded. $BTC plummeted 12% within 24 hours, with a liquidation amount exceeding 5 billion dollars, the short-sellers' ecstatic laughter pierced through the trading hall.
"Buy the dip! This is the last chance!"
Bitcoin mining giant MicroStrategy urgently convened a meeting, CEO Saylor slammed the financial report aside, roaring as he dropped 1 billion dollars to buy BTC. Meanwhile, the Federal Reserve quietly released signals: the March interest rate decision might end the balance sheet reduction early, and the prediction of a 50 basis point rate cut in 2025 is set in stone. The market caught the whiff of blood, and Wall Street vulture funds madly rushed into spot ETFs, filling the 81,000 dollar support zone with buy orders instantly.
The reversal came unexpectedly!
On March 7, the non-farm payroll data surprisingly cooled — unemployment rate soared, inflation fell to 2.3%, and the Federal Reserve's dovish comments swept the market. BTC ignited like a rocket, soaring 18% in a single day, reaching 95,000 dollars! The shorts were left in tatters, 1 billion dollars in leveraged positions turned to ashes. On Twitter, "#BTC100k" surged to the trending topics, and Trump suddenly retweeted: "Bitcoin makes America great again!" The price of the "Trump Digital Card" NFT on the Ordinals protocol skyrocketed to 50 BTC, the entire network boiled over.
Imagine 🤔
"Record-breaking! All-time high!"
On March 10, BTC broke through 120,000 dollars, the FOMO sentiment of institutions went into a frenzy. Goldman Sachs reported: "Trump’s tax cuts + Federal Reserve rate cuts = Crypto Super Cycle!" In Asia's early morning, a mysterious giant whale bought 20,000 BTC in one go, shocking the entire network with on-chain transfer records. Analysts shouted: "The macro bomb has been detonated, 200,000 dollars is just the starting point!"
At this moment, Jack slumped in his chair, looking at the doubled profits in his account, grinning widely.
Outside the window, New York's neon lights illuminated the exchange's slogan — "In the world of Bitcoin, only the insane can survive!" And on the horizon, a new storm is brewing: 48 hours until the Federal Reserve meeting, Trump's "Crypto-Friendly Bill" is about to be submitted to Congress…
#美国加密战略储备 #BTC $XRP $BTC
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