《Bitcoin Crash Countdown: Policy Hammer Shatters Doge Dreams, Get Out Quickly!》
March 8, 2025 Cryptocurrency Summit
"A bunch of idiots still dreaming of Bitcoin hitting 250,000? Open your eyes and see reality!" I'm here to wake you up today! Trump has been blabbering about 'strategic Bitcoin reserves', Congress is in a frenzy, and even the Republicans are tearing each other apart, and are they seriously legislating? Nonsense! This thing hasn't even made a shadow, but the crypto market manipulators are using this gimmick to profit from retail investors smoothly!
Federal Reserve interest rate cuts? What a joke! Non-farm data just warmed up, and inflation is already rising again. The vultures on Wall Street have already started selling off $BTC for dollars! And what are they still bragging about 'institutional frenzy'? MicroStrategy's account is all leverage, and that idiot Saylor is probably on the brink of liquidation, right? Look at the on-chain data, whales are frantically transferring coins to exchanges, it's clear they want to crash the market!
Regulation? Even more disgusting! The new SEC chairman just took office and immediately revived the SAB 121 policy. Banks holding Bitcoin? No way! The withdrawal channels at exchanges are cut off, and the coins in your hands are just air! Still talking about ETF fund inflows? Goldman Sachs and Invesco have already secretly withdrawn and run away, leaving the retail investors to pick up the pieces!
The most ridiculous are those idiots shouting 'Bitcoin is anti-inflation'! The dollar index is soaring, gold is dropping like crazy, and what does your $BTC even mean? Do you really think you're digital gold? The bubble will burst with a poke!
Listen up: $BTC is bound to fall! Dropping below 90,000 is just the beginning! Don't believe it? Just wait for next week's announcement from the US Congress on the 'crypto regulation bomb', sending you all to zero! If you don't run now, get ready to line up on the rooftop!
(After the rage, feels good!)