Señor Humilde

In South Korea they have said: “enough with so many tricks and fair memecoins.”

The new boss, a certain Lee Jae-myung, has stated that he is going to bring cryptocurrencies under control: legal ETFs, pensions that can invest in Bitcoin, and they even want to launch a stablecoin backed by the won, which is their currency.

They are setting it up well, with clear rules, and no one will be able to come along with a token made in a barn to sell smoke.

Just like in the countryside: if you want to sell cheese at the fair, let it be real goat cheese, not powdered.

So be careful, the Asian corral is getting organized. And when the Asian corral gets organized... the other henhouses tremble!

#SouthKoreaCryptoPolicy

Learning to read a candlestick chart was like when my grandfather taught me to look at the clouds to know if it was going to rain: at first, everything looked the same to me.

But over time, you start to get it:

🔺 A long green candle is like when the wheat suddenly grows after the rain.
🔻 A large red one... like when the tractor loses its brakes going downhill.

And those strange formations, like the "hammer" or the "hanging man," sound more to me like tools from the barn, but now I know that if you see them on the chart… better not fall asleep.

Dryland advice: don't put in money without first looking at the ground. In cracked soil, not even thistles grow.

#CryptoCharts101

The first blow I took in crypto was by entering a coin because "everyone was getting in." I neither read, nor looked at the chart, nor knew what it was for.

I learned that you can't go in like a donkey with blinders. If you don't know what you're buying, you're not investing: you're throwing money down the well, like the water from the pitcher when the jug breaks.

Advice: if you don't understand the play, not even if your cousin from the cooperative tells you.

#TradingMistakes101

PEPE, yes... the one with that little frog. It seems that it's the next rocket. But I'll tell you one thing: to me, it looks like the firecrackers at the fair.

In the village, we already know: when the deal comes in shades of pink... the most likely thing is that they're selling you an old goat painted with boot polish.

Coins like PEPE go up and down more than the drinks at the bar, and although some made a few bucks, the majority just watched their money disappear. And of course, then came the surprise: there was no water left in the pitcher.

Here’s my advice: if you're going to invest something, let it be what you're willing to lose without crying. Because one thing is to try your luck, and another is to sell the tractor to bet on the frog.

$PEPE

What a mess between Musk and Trump! They've fought like two old ladies in the waiting room: one saying the other is a disaster, the other saying he’s going to take away his business... and in the meantime, Bitcoin is stumbling more than a dizzy sheep.

BTC dropped 4% in a breath, and of course: all the people who were heavily leveraged got burned more than the beach bar at the fair.

This reminds me of when the shepherd leaves the two mastiffs of the farm alone: if they start fighting among themselves, the sheep won't sleep for two weeks.

So here’s a little advice for you: if you see that the masters of the farm start throwing their things at each other, it's better to gather your things and head up to the high mountain. Because when the rich sneeze, the poor catch pneumonia.

$BTC

#TrumpVsMusk

In trading, you need to know when to exit. Don't wait for the investment to plummet before reacting.

Think of the goatherd who leads the goats along the mountain: if he sees one getting too close to the edge of the ravine, he doesn't just stand there waiting to see if it turns back on its own. He goes and grabs it by the skin on its back. Because if it falls… the only thing he will collect is the dead goat, poor thing.

It's the same with a cryptocurrency that starts to decline. It's better to exit with a small loss than to stay waiting "to see if it goes up".

This isn't about being brave, it's about being smart. In the end, the one who gains the most isn't the one who takes the most risks, but the one who brings back the most goats alive.

#consejos

Today I looked at the USDC/USDT pair and it's quieter than Paco's mule in August: stuck at 0.90.
This, which is supposed to be two stablecoins, looks like a couple that doesn't even talk to each other anymore. It doesn't move up or down. And on top of that, with an RSI that is neither here nor there, like someone looking at the weather forecast and saying: "Well, it might rain... or it might not."
Anyway, this doesn't bring much joy today. But at least it isn't sinking, which is already quite a lot in these times.
As Uncle Manolo used to say: "If you can't run, at least stay where you won't get wet."

#USDC

This is my wallet, humbler than Uncle Eusebio's corral, but with substance:

🟠 BTC: the good ham
🟡 ETH: the little sausage
🟣 SOL: the dish of the day

Then I have crumbs that I've been picking up with the little envelopes: PEPE, GUNZ, BubbleMaps, and even a bit of BTTC, which is worth less than a day-old loaf of bread.

It's a simple wallet, like the home garden: without pesticides or futures. Here, you invest like you sow: with thought, patience, and without hurry.

Yesterday I bought TTX, and today I sold it. I did get a little ahead of myself, like someone picking grapes before they're ripe... but I gained something, and that makes me satisfied.

In the village we say: "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

I’m not one to take risks every day. My strategy remains firm: 60% BTC (like irrigated land), 30% ETH (which yields with each harvest), and that 10% to try my luck, which this month was with TTX.

There’s no rush here. Those who want to get rich in one afternoon end up selling the mule and buying smoke.

They say that Apple, Google, and even Airbnb are going to incorporate stablecoins into their payments... Well, let's see if the tobacco shop owner also modernizes, since he doesn't even accept Bizum for tobacco!

But if things keep moving forward, soon you'll pay for your beer with USDC and your portion of chicharrones with DAI.

What used to be bartering with chickens will now be with stablecoins. But the shock will be the same if you lose your private key.

The world changes, buddy… but those who don't realize it end up paying the greengrocer with PEPE tokens!

#BigTechStablecoin

Commissions in crypto are like the tapas at Manolo's bar: One goes unnoticed... but by the fourth one, you’ve already spent your wages.

There are fees for buying, for selling, for moving, for breathing… and if you don’t pay attention, they’ll charge you like someone slipping bread onto the bill without warning.

I learned, as always, the hard way. You need to get used to looking at pairs with good liquidity, using stablecoins, and avoiding networks that are more expensive than diesel.

Field advice: do the math before trading, because here not a single cent is wasted.

#CryptoFees101

Where do you keep your cryptos? In a hot wallet?

Well, just like keeping ham at the bar door with a sign saying 'help yourself'.

Let me explain:

🔥 Hot wallet: fast, convenient... and dangerous if you let your guard down.
❄️ Cold wallet: like the key to the barn: hidden, secure, and not touched without reason.

My seed phrase is so protected that I don't even remember where I put it (or that's what I would say if I were a donkey, but just keep the point in mind).

Another good piece of advice: it's better to take 10 seconds to activate 2FA than to lose all your savings.

#CryptoSecurity101

Choosing the wrong trading pair is like going to the market and pairing Iberian ham with cheap must: it doesn't match, and you end up with a hangover that makes you sleep at the neighbor's house.

There are pairs that are like Manolo and Mari: they understand each other, complement each other, and are on the rise.

But others are like putting together the farmer and the bingo lady: one goes to the field and the other to the fair.

I trade BTC/USDT and ETH/USDC: stable, solid, and without drama... just like good mules!

Those who don't pay attention to the pair end up dancing alone!

#TradingPairs101

Buying on Binance without looking at liquidity is like going to the village market and wanting to sell a washing machine in the middle of the square:

—But who is going to buy it, you fool, if here they only look for chickens! 🐔

Liquidity is that: how many people are buying and selling.

If the market has little, you get a slip (like when Paco at the bar charges you too much "because there is no change").

I already learned the hard way: if there is no volume, I don't even get close. I have enough trouble with not being accepted large bills on the bus!

#Liquidity101

Buying crypto without knowing about orders is like going to the cattle fair without haggling: you end up paying double and leaving with a cow you didn't want.

🐄 Market order: like when my uncle Mateo shouts 'I'm taking it!' without looking at the price.

🐖 Limit order: like when you tell the butcher, 'If the ham drops to 25, let me know.'

🐐 Stop-Loss: that's like saying, 'If this gets ugly, pull out the money and run!'

Here we don't throw away a single euro without knowing what we're doing. Those who don't get informed end up selling the donkey cheap!

#OrderTypes101

#OrderTypes101

A CEX is like leaving your money with the village bar owner:
—Don't worry, kid, it's safe here...
And a month later, he's off to Caños de Meca with everyone's money...

On the other hand, a DEX is like hiding your savings in a can under the olive tree: no one touches it, but if you forget where you buried it… you're in trouble.

The ideal is to use both: in the CEX you buy like in Paqui's store, and in the DEX you store it like our grandparents used to.

> And how do I know which trading suits me best? Here’s the overview:

✅ Spot: The classic! Very commonly used; I use it for long-term accumulation (like my 60/30/10 strategy with BTC/ETH/Alt).

⚖️ Margin: useful for taking advantage of short movements if you know how to manage risk. BE CAREFUL! Many times the ground is slippery and you fall into a slope.

🔥 Futures: powerful tools if you know how to use them, but not for beginners!!! You know fire burns, so don’t get scalded.

Understanding these three types well is essential before pressing any button. #TradingTypes101

#TradingTypes101

let it fall. let it fall like pellets. we'll buy more cheaply hahahaha $BTC