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$ENA ENA - Don't Let It Be LUNA 2.0

🚨Breaking News from the DeFi world:
Welcome to the ENA ecosystem, where high APY is more important than a good night's sleep, and stablecoins don't necessarily mean stable... but more like: hopefully stable.

🤡 Here, we have USDe — a so-called strong stablecoin, even though its life support is just shorting and hedging strategies.
If the market is calm? Safe.
If the market is shaky?
🎢 "Please keep your seat and pray for yourselves."

📉 ENA also appears, a token that supposedly has governance functions. But to be honest, it’s more often used for trading dreams and airdrop hunting.

🔥 Influencers have already said: “This is not LUNA 2.0. This is a revolution!”

But they said the same thing in 2021…
And we all know how that ending went on Netflix.

😌 So dear hodlers, stakers, and APY seekers:
Don't just look at the numbers.
Remember, high interest is not a sign of love,
Sometimes it’s just a trap to become exit liquidity.

If you invest just because "a friend said so",
then get ready for "the friend to sell first."

#CFTCCryptoSprint
🔥 JOJO AND THE BIG DREAM AT TRUMP'S PEAK 🔥

Once, Jojo was just an ordinary kid. His job was to stare at CoinMarketCap and read threads from influencers with unclear photos, but verified.
One day, he read:
"TRUMP is the next big thing! Real memecoin from a real president!"

Jojo was immediately fired up.
Without research. Without asking.
He opened DEX, bought 1 TRUMP token… at a price of 20 USD.
Yes, twenty dollars. Equivalent to 3 bowls of spicy meatballs at hell level.

Jojo was very confident.
“This will definitely hit 100 USD! If necessary, this will be my ticket to dinner with Trump!”
He said that in his WhatsApp status, complete with emoji 🚀🔥🤑

But today?

The price of TRUMP is down to about 8.80 USD
Jojo's portfolio?
It's like a long-distance relationship: getting further away from expectations, but too proud to break up. 💔
The token is still in the wallet, but the price is more than half of that.

Jojo is still holding on.
Not because he is confident. But because he is not mentally ready to cut losses.
"As long as it hasn't been sold, I haven't lost," he says while opening the red chart every morning like a ritual.

Sometimes Jojo dreams:
Trump steps up to the podium and says,
"Buy TRUMP now or regret forever!"
Then the price immediately soars to 50 USD.

But as soon as he wakes up…
Jojo realizes, it was just a dream…
And the price is still stuck at around 8 point something.

Jojo is the story of all of us who have ever bought coins because of FOMO.
Who believe in narratives, not in data.
Who are sure it will moon, but instead sink in the red candlestick sea.

But at least Jojo still has one thing that can't be bought:
Valuable experience of being a peak buy hero.

$CFX Shiba Inu and the Art of Waiting Without False Hope

Once, in early 2024, the Shiba Army was convinced—swear convinced—that the bull run was just a matter of months. Influencers shouted on Twitter, “SHIBA TO THE MOON! 1 cent is inevitable!” and YouTube was full of technical analyses that, if replayed today... look more like stand-up comedy.

Those who have held since then live life like monks: full of patience, full of hope, and full of parked savings. While other projects moved from L1 to L2, created sidechains, merged, airdropped, even ventured into the metaverse... Shiba Inu? Still struggling with Shibarium, which is discussed more than used.

Price? Well... if Shiba Inu is a roller coaster, then 2024–2025 is a long, straight part of the track... in the parking lot.

Yet strangely, its community remains lively. There are still believers. There are still those who change their profile pictures to Shiba. And most remarkably: there are still those who buy when the price drops, with the spirit of "this is the last chance to get in before it explodes".

They are not investors. They are philosophers. Because only people with high inner peace can hold onto coins for years, unwavering, even as they are insulted by the charts every day.

But don’t be mistaken. They are also heroes of the ecosystem. Because without them, Shiba would already be a legend alongside Bitconnect and Safemoon.

So, for the Shiba Inu hodlers since 2024:
You are not waiting for profit,
you are proving... that loyalty still exists in the crypto world.

#CreatorPad now this is what my portfolio looks like. 🫡 Yes, this is on Binance. I am not a bitcoin maxi. purely looking for profit

#ProjectCrypto HOT that Once Burned, Now Just Warm Like Chicken Rice

Once… if you didn't have HOT, it meant you weren't enlightened yet.
The crypto prophets in Reddit and Telegram forums proclaimed:
"Holochain is not just a blockchain, it's a revolution!"

They said Holochain could surpass Ethereum.
No gas fees! No scalability limitations!
Designed for billions of users!
Even Skynet is jealous.

The price of HOT tokens soared like a delivery driver chasing incentives.
It even made it to the top 50 on CoinMarketCap.
Influencers were making videos:
🎬 "Why can HOT become 100x from its current price?"

2021:
People bought HOT not because they understood the technology,
but because they said “this is a project for the future.”

2022:
"Relax, this is the accumulation phase."
"The project is under long-term development."
"The roadmap is updated, you just need to look for it with a microscope."

2023:
Telegram is quiet. Admin is AFK.
The whitepaper is still relevant... in the crypto museum.
The last dev was seen updating last year, saying HoloPort is still soon.

2024:
The coin is still there,
but users are confused:
"What is this coin for, anyway?"

NFT? No. Smart contract? Not that either.

What can be used? Eeh… there’s peer-to-peer hosting,
as long as you understand how to use it (and have patience level of a Tibetan monk).

Now it's 2025.
HOT token?
Still HOT, though…
Just more like HOT from the embarrassment of having once FOMO.

#CreatorPad 🎓📉 "Engineering Student vs Bitcoin: One Semester Drama" 💸😭

In a cramped boarding house, a student rises from his folding bed, opens his phone, and says: "It's time to become a sultan." 😎📱

The monthly allowance of 2 million from his parents, intended for buying books, eating, and paying for assignments — was entirely redirected to Bitcoin. Why? Because there was an influencer with a golden voice on TikTok saying: “Bitcoin is about to drop to usd116,000, get ready to buy the dip guys!” 🤙📉🚀

Without hesitation, the student topped up USDT through funds obtained from lying to his mom: "Mom, I need extra money to buy lecture notes..."

Then he bought at usd116,200.
No analysis. No feelings. Just “belief.” 😇

Then...
The chart dropped.
usd115,000
usd114,500
usd114,087

His mouth started to mutter.
His heartbeat rivaled the fast connection of the neighbor's WiFi.

He panicked. Cold sweat. Finally, he cut loss at usd114,500.
The remaining balance was only enough to buy two packs of instant noodles and a glass of water. 🥲

Five minutes later…
The chart went up again.
usd114,800
usd114,900
usd 115,000

And that student could only hug his pillow while staring at the ceiling of the boarding house, saying: “Maybe Bitcoin isn't for people who have to redo chapter 3 of their thesis three times…”

📉 "From Degens for Degens: A Tragicomedy Tale of Meme Token Traders" 📈

Once, the dreams of a child were clear: to become a doctor, a teacher, or a president.
But now? To be a meme token trader, so they can sleep poor, wake up rich... or wake up and still be poor while refreshing the chart.

Every day they live between two choices:
🟢 Buy the dip or
🔴 Buy the dip again after the first dip turns out to not be the last dip.

They once believed: "If Elon tweets, we moon."

Then Elon tweeted...
And indeed, we moon — just to the wrong moon.
The chart went towards the center of the earth.

They researched for 6 hours about a token that only has a picture of a dog wearing a cowboy hat.
The whitepaper?
📝 Empty. But they said, "meme power bro!"

Every meme token has a promise:

"Next Shiba!"

"Next Pepe!"

"Next rug pull?"

But they keep buying, because the logic of meme traders is unique: "If the price has already gone up 1000%, it can still go up another 1000%."

And when the price drops 99%, "Bro this is an opportunity, just 1% left, cheaper than Indomie!"

Entering at the peak? That's normal.
Cut loss? Never.
The solution: buy again.
Because the more you buy, the closer you get to heaven... or margin call.

Every week there’s a new token.
$MEOWx
$POOPc
$FARTv
$DEADy

Then they say: "This is a long-term project. The dev has been KYC'd on Twitter." (Turns out the dev ran off to Bali and changed their name to Yoga.)

📢 But don’t worry, because in the world of meme traders, the experience of rugpull is not a failure.
It’s an initiation ritual.
If you haven't been caught in a liquidity locked token for 3 minutes, then you’re not "official".

And finally, they still believe: "This time is different. This token has a strong community."

The community?
📸 Only 12 people, all full of memes, and one bot admin who has been AFK for 3 days.

Happy trading, oh candlestick chart warriors!
Because in the world of meme tokens, it’s not the smart who survive...
but the mentally strong who can laugh when down 95%.
$SHIB

Staking TRX: Between the Intention to Move and the Reality that Freezes for 14 Days

So the story goes, I woke up this morning full of enthusiasm.
"It's time for this portfolio to level up!" I thought.
TRX that I once staked with high hopes, now I want to relocate—it’s said that DOT is trending, more promising, more elegant, more... Polkadotic.

I opened Trust Wallet with confidence, clicked Unstake TRX.
In my heart, I was already imagining:
"Tonight I’ll move to DOT, tomorrow morning I’ll be a crypto sultan."

BUT WHAT HAPPENED???

A pop-up appeared with a neutral tone but full of disdain: "Unstaking takes 14 days."

FOURTEEN DAYS?!

I immediately felt like a person about to cross the street...
...but told to wait 14 days because the red light was forgotten to be changed.

My TRX?
Silent, frozen.
Like an ex who says they still care but asks for two weeks to think.
Me?
Stuck between the intention to move and the reality of staking.
DOT?
Waiting over there, maybe it has already risen.

In the end, I could only stare at the screen, patting my chest while saying:
"Well... maybe this is a test from the blockchain."

$TRX
$DOT

🪙 PI NETWORK: A JOURNEY, NOT JUST A CLICK

In the midst of the noisy crypto world filled with gas fees, staking, and layers upon layers, appears a quiet oasis full of hope:

Pi Network.
Just open your phone, click the purple button, and wait for the future to approach.

Since 2019, millions of fingers have been tapping the screen tirelessly.
Not because they are lazy to find work, but because they believe:

"One day these fingers will grasp wealth."

Year after year goes by.
The mainnet version is rumored to be coming, although still behind the fence: enclosed.
Tokens have been mined, KYC has been submitted.
Some have thousands, some have tens of thousands.
Great. Consistency at a god-like level.

And now, some are starting to say:

"Hey, it's already on Gate.io, it can be sold!"

But what is being sold, they say...
…is not what we clicked on.
…is not from your official Pi wallet.
…is not from the result of patiently waiting for years.

They say.

So let's put it this way.

For the true Pi miners, who have been diligent all this time:
If you manage to sell Pi mined directly from the app,
without IOU tricks, without bartering sandals, without dark networks...

🎁 Show it.
📸 Show the proof.
🤝 And if you really have made a big profit...
Don't forget to share a little. Just a bit. To make it a tangible proof. Not just a promise.

Because the world is waiting:
Who will be the first Pi miner to truly mine gold, not just positive thoughts.

This is not satire to bring anyone down.
This is just an open letter from fellow miners:
Who do not want to sell Pi,
But want to know…

Is there really an exit from this click garden?

And if there isn't yet,
let's just click again.
Who knows… tomorrow it will open. 🙏
#PiNetworkMainnet

see... what was said was not heard

$BNB I actually like this token. But while there was an opportunity earlier, I swapped to the red token. Then, I staked. 🤣 because I was chasing APR.

#TrumpBitcoinEmpire it's time for Solana to slowly decline. If Bitcoin continues to drop by 1% and does not rise, then Solana will go down, down, and down. Usually, that's how it goes 🤣

#BTCvsETH what is going to be contested? the rise of ETH while BTV is sideways? come on, ETH will not be independent forever. It will still depend on the mechanism of Bitcoin's rise and fall.