📉 "From Degens for Degens: A Tragicomedy Tale of Meme Token Traders" 📈
Once, the dreams of a child were clear: to become a doctor, a teacher, or a president.
But now? To be a meme token trader, so they can sleep poor, wake up rich... or wake up and still be poor while refreshing the chart.
Every day they live between two choices:
🟢 Buy the dip or
🔴 Buy the dip again after the first dip turns out to not be the last dip.
They once believed: "If Elon tweets, we moon."
Then Elon tweeted...
And indeed, we moon — just to the wrong moon.
The chart went towards the center of the earth.
They researched for 6 hours about a token that only has a picture of a dog wearing a cowboy hat.
The whitepaper?
📝 Empty. But they said, "meme power bro!"
Every meme token has a promise:
"Next Shiba!"
"Next Pepe!"
"Next rug pull?"
But they keep buying, because the logic of meme traders is unique: "If the price has already gone up 1000%, it can still go up another 1000%."
And when the price drops 99%, "Bro this is an opportunity, just 1% left, cheaper than Indomie!"
Entering at the peak? That's normal.
Cut loss? Never.
The solution: buy again.
Because the more you buy, the closer you get to heaven... or margin call.
Every week there’s a new token.
$MEOWx
$POOPc
$FARTv
$DEADy
Then they say: "This is a long-term project. The dev has been KYC'd on Twitter." (Turns out the dev ran off to Bali and changed their name to Yoga.)
📢 But don’t worry, because in the world of meme traders, the experience of rugpull is not a failure.
It’s an initiation ritual.
If you haven't been caught in a liquidity locked token for 3 minutes, then you’re not "official".
And finally, they still believe: "This time is different. This token has a strong community."
The community?
📸 Only 12 people, all full of memes, and one bot admin who has been AFK for 3 days.
Happy trading, oh candlestick chart warriors!
Because in the world of meme tokens, it’s not the smart who survive...
but the mentally strong who can laugh when down 95%.