#Web3World BREAKING: IMF Accidentally Approves Loan to Dogecoin DAO Sources confirm that IMF interns mistook Dogecoin DAO for a developing country and approved $2 billion in aid. Shiba Inu seen celebrating on Wall Street.
IMF spokesperson later commented: "It had a flag, a constitution, and Elon’s tweet — that’s enough governance for us."
BREAKING: Trump Now Imposing Tariffs on Places with No Humans — Penguins Demand Explanation
After imposing tariffs on China, Canada, Mexico, and even Mars (allegedly), former U.S. President Donald Trump has taken things a little too far — targeting Flipperland, an uninhabited island in Antarctica populated only by penguins. Here’s a list of Trump’s latest Tariff Targets: China – “Too much manufacturing!” Mexico – “Too many avocados!” Canada – “Too polite. Suspicious.” European Union – “French cheese? OVERPRICED.” Greenland – “They said no when I tried to buy it.” Mars – “They might be hiding oil.” Flipperland (Penguin Island) – “Birds aren’t paying taxes.” In a fiery press conference, Trump declared: “Penguins are sliding around freely — no rules, no regulations, no tariffs? Sad!” Penguins, who previously stayed out of politics, are furious. One angry penguin told reporters: “Bro, we don’t even have wallets. What are we supposed to pay with — fish?” Protest signs seen today: “No Tariffs Without Feet” “Keep Chill Zones Chill” “Bird Lives Matter” Reports suggest Trump is now considering sanctions on the Moon, citing “unfair glow-in-the-dark advantage.” Experts say: “This is peak geopolitical comedy. We’ve officially lost the plot.” #MetaplanetBTCPurchase #BinanceLaunchpoolINIT #BinanceAlphaAlert
Trump Imposes Tariffs on Penguin Island — Even Antarctica Isn’t Safe Anymore!" In a shocking move, Trump targets Flipperland — an uninhabited island populated only by penguins. Penguins protest: “We don’t even trade! We just chill and slide!” Experts say: “It’s the coldest trade war in history.#Trumpteriff #PenguinProtest #BinanceFeed #M #MemePolitics $BTC