#Web3World BREAKING: IMF Accidentally Approves Loan to Dogecoin DAO Sources confirm that IMF interns mistook Dogecoin DAO for a developing country and approved $2 billion in aid. Shiba Inu seen celebrating on Wall Street.
IMF spokesperson later commented: "It had a flag, a constitution, and Elon’s tweet — that’s enough governance for us."
BREAKING: Trump Now Imposing Tariffs on Places with No Humans — Penguins Demand Explanation
After imposing tariffs on China, Canada, Mexico, and even Mars (allegedly), former U.S. President Donald Trump has taken things a little too far — targeting Flipperland, an uninhabited island in Antarctica populated only by penguins. Here’s a list of Trump’s latest Tariff Targets: China – “Too much manufacturing!” Mexico – “Too many avocados!” Canada – “Too polite. Suspicious.” European Union – “French cheese? OVERPRICED.” Greenland – “They said no when I tried to buy it.” Mars – “They might be
Trump Imposes Tariffs on Penguin Island — Even Antarctica Isn’t Safe Anymore!" In a shocking move, Trump targets Flipperland — an uninhabited island populated only by penguins. Penguins protest: “We don’t even trade! We just chill and slide!” Experts say: “It’s the coldest trade war in history.#Trumpteriff #PenguinProtest #BinanceFeed #M #MemePolitics $BTC