After imposing tariffs on China, Canada, Mexico, and even Mars (allegedly), former U.S. President Donald Trump has taken things a little too far — targeting Flipperland, an uninhabited island in Antarctica populated only by penguins.
Here’s a list of Trump’s latest Tariff Targets:
China – “Too much manufacturing!”
Mexico – “Too many avocados!”
Canada – “Too polite. Suspicious.”
European Union – “French cheese? OVERPRICED.”
Greenland – “They said no when I tried to buy it.”
Mars – “They might be hiding oil.”
Flipperland (Penguin Island) – “Birds aren’t paying taxes.”
In a fiery press conference, Trump declared:
“Penguins are sliding around freely — no rules, no regulations, no tariffs? Sad!”
Penguins, who previously stayed out of politics, are furious.
One angry penguin told reporters:
“Bro, we don’t even have wallets. What are we supposed to pay with — fish?”
Protest signs seen today:
“No Tariffs Without Feet”
“Keep Chill Zones Chill”
“Bird Lives Matter”
Reports suggest Trump is now considering sanctions on the Moon, citing “unfair glow-in-the-dark advantage.”
Experts say: “This is peak geopolitical comedy. We’ve officially lost the plot.”
#MetaplanetBTCPurchase #BinanceLaunchpoolINIT #BinanceAlphaAlert
