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Rebirth in the Cryptocurrency World Episode 33: The Coronation Ceremony of Toilet Coin
Lin Feng sat in the dormitory, laughing so hard his stomach hurt. He had printed Chu Yunting's face on the toilet seat,
only a scan could flush the toilet!
The next day, a ten-meter high holographic advertisement lit up at the school gate,
"Mining while taking a dump, realizing the value of the flower!"

Su Tingting walked the runway wearing a diamond-studded toilet plunger,
the live stream room was instantly packed,
"This plunger is inlaid with Chu Yunting's wisdom tooth, giving it away in a lottery!"

Chu Yunting sneaked into the public toilet wearing a mask,
as soon as he squatted down, an AI voice sounded: "Please scan the Toilet Coin to pay!"
He gritted his teeth and scanned, and Toilet Coin suddenly showed up in the live stream:
"Look! Young Master Chu is taking a green dump!"

The trending topic exploded!
#BlockchainRectum
#LeekGreenDumpDetectionMethod
Lin Feng took the opportunity to issue Health Coin,
the weirder the poop, the higher the coin price!
"This is decentralized health investment!"

Wall Street big shots chartered flights to grab the poop,
Lin Feng set up a golden toilet on the playground,
a single flush earned a thousand Toilet Coins.
"That's right, golden toilet, exchange for gold coins!" The entire campus turned into a poop coin feast.

Chu Yunting was so hungry he secretly ate castor beans,
during the live stream, the toilet suddenly exploded!
Poop splattered all over his face, and it automatically generated an emoji:
"Today's best fertilizer, tips can get Young Master Chu's poop facial mask!"

Su Tingting stood next to the poop pile, popping champagne,
"Darling, buy the entire Wall Street with poop coins!"
Lin Feng took out a diamond ring and threw it into the toilet:
"Marry me, and all the toilets in the world will belong to you!"

The moment the ring was flushed away,
Chu Yunting picked up a realistic ring by the sewage pit,
the live stream title instantly changed:
"King of Poop Chu's failed proposal and swallowed the ring!"

Episode 32 of 'Rebirth: A New Life in the Cryptocurrency World' - 'The SHIT Coin Frenzy'

Lin Feng laughed uncontrollably while watching Chu Yunting's diarrhea video.
He edited the video into a humorous clip, adding the catchy sound effect of "It dropped! It dropped!"
, creating the dynamic logo for the official 'SHIT Coin' website.

At 3 AM, Binance suddenly launched SHIT Coin,
with an opening price of $0.000001.
Su Tingting, wearing a silk nightgown, was eating duck neck in the live stream, laughing with excitement:
"Family! This shit can make you rich!"

The retail investors were vomiting while going all in,
and the exchange's server crashed within three minutes.
Chu Yunting rushed into the internet cafe wearing a diaper: "I want to short this!"

As a result, Musk suddenly tweeted:
"SHIT to the moon!"
SHIT Coin skyrocketed by 10,000%,

and the liquidation messages for Chu Yunting were more frequent than his diarrhea sounds.
Su Tingting had a sudden inspiration and turned the diarrhea video into an NFT,
each fart sound corresponding to price fluctuations.

At the auction, a Wall Street mogul raised his paddle:
"I bid 30 million for the climax segment of his diarrhea from the sixth minute!"

Lin Feng was counting money in the VIP room, counting until his hand cramped.
Chu Yunting was live-streaming from the bathroom, eating digestive tablets:
"Brothers, this medicine can cure SHIT Coin... bleh!"

Suddenly, the school broadcast exploded:
"Mr. Lin, please come to the principal's office to collect the building!"

Lin Feng laughed uncontrollably, converting the billion he made from SHIT Coin into coins,
and used a crane to rain money on Chu Yunting's house.
Su Tingting sat on top of the pile of money taking selfies:
"The down payment for the wedding house is ready~"

Chu Yunting dug out half a pack of instant noodles from the ruins,
discovering that the seasoning packet had Lin Feng's mocking QR code printed on it:
"Scan to see the latest diarrhea video from Young Master Chu!"

Episode 31 of 'Reborn into the Cryptocurrency World: A New Life' - 'Mining Machines Bake Sweet Potatoes to Wealth'

Lin Feng stood under the dormitory building,
looking at the mountain of mining machines with worry,
"What should I do with these things?"

Su Tingting suddenly yanked off his headphones,
"Your mining machine's cooler can bake sweet potatoes!"

The next day, a neon sign was hung at the school gate:
"Lin's Sweet Potato, Hash Rate Certified."
Amidst the roaring sound of mining machines, the aroma of caramel floated out.

Chu Yunting's Porsche happened to pass by,
almost making him shed tears of desire.

Douyin internet celebrity foodie Ling Ye started a live stream overnight,
the camera focused on the syrupy sweet potatoes,
"Family! These sweet potatoes have blockchain certification,
a bite will increase your wallet by ten times!"

The rockets in the live stream shot up like firecrackers,
aunties carried sacks to snatch sweet potatoes,
Lin Feng directly modified the mining machine into an oven!

Chu Yunting's secret filming skills were exposed thoroughly,
"His counterfeit sweet potatoes actually used poop-flavored essence!"

The health bureau suddenly conducted a surprise inspection,
Chu Yunting was squatting in the toilet live streaming,
"Brothers, these sweet potatoes can mine when eaten..."

Before he finished speaking, the jet soldier transformed,
the live stream room had millions of viewers watching him run with his pants held up:
"Help! These sweet potatoes really taste like poop!"

The trending search instantly topped the charts:
#ChuYuntingProctologyVIP#
#BlockchainDiarrheaFirstPerson#

Lin Feng pulled out a POS machine at the celebration banquet,
"Today's sweet potato revenue is 5 million!"

Su Tingting suddenly lifted the serving platter,
99 sweet potatoes arranged in a heart shape:
"Marry me, sweet potatoes are unlimited!"

On the sweet potato she had bitten,
a proposal ring was surprisingly engraved,
Chu Yunting saw the live stream from the adjacent hospital bed,
fuming and pulling his ureter into a bow.

Episode 30 of "Rebirth: A New Life in the Cryptocurrency World" - "Earn One Hundred Million from the College Entrance Exam Essay"

The last subject of the college entrance exam, Chinese.
Lin Feng, holding a pen, glanced at the essay topic —
"Future Currency," and nearly laughed out loud.
He picked up his pen and wrote:
"Bitcoin can buy your father's coffin lid."
The first sentence made the future examiner's blood pressure skyrocket:
"Chu Yunting's dad laundered money using Swiss banks, why not use blockchain to safely store the black history!"

The next day, Weibo exploded!
At three in the morning, Musk personally retweeted Lin Feng's essay photo:
"This guy should be my financial director for the Mars colony."

The essay was turned into a gilded NFT uploaded to the blockchain for auction.
The world's richest went to battle,
In the end, a Saudi prince bought it for 100 bitcoins,
Saying it would be hung at the top of the Burj Khalifa!

The director of the education bureau drove a Rolls-Royce into the school,
With a Tsinghua University admission notice strapped to the roof, his mouth trembling:
"Student Lin, this essay needs to go into the national archives!"
The principal knelt down to clean his sneakers:
"How about we rename the school 'Blockchain High School'?"

Meanwhile —
Chu Yunting crashed in the exam hall's bathroom!
His pants were still wet,
The three hundred thousand yuan miniature earphones suddenly played a Japanese romantic film!
The invigilator reached into his underwear and pulled out a cheat sheet,
With big letters printed on it: "Bitcoin is a scam."

Trending topics top ten refreshed:
#Young Master Chu Wet His Pants
#Exam Hall Jet Fighter
#First Person to Cheat with a Flower
The Chu family's face was buried to the core of the Earth.

Lin Feng laughed so hard his teeth hurt,
He exchanged all the bitcoins given by the Saudi prince for coins,
Called ten dump trucks to haul away the Chu family's villa.
The rain of coins "bang bang bang" smashed the roof,
He hugged Su Tingting and went live:
"This is called — decentralized demolition!"

Su Tingting smiled enchantingly,
Pulled out a wedding invitation: "The wedding banquet will be held at the ruins of the Chu family."
"The gift money is only accepted in bitcoin."

The scene shifted —
Chu Yunting huddled in a doghouse gnawing on a steamed bun,
His phone popped up a notification:
"Chu's father arrested for money laundering, evidence source: Lin Feng's college entrance exam essay."
He lost his last bit of reason,
Opened the live stream, the title struck a nerve:
"College Entrance Exam Essay Earns 100 Million! Live Draw for 100 Fans to Splash Acid on Chu Yunting!"

《Rebirth in the Cryptocurrency World》 Episode 28: "Slapping the Student Council in the Face"

Chu Yunting stood on the podium, smiling like a spring breeze.
Pushing up his gold-rimmed glasses, he exuded an air of elitism.
The director of education had just finished speaking: "Chu Yunting, elected student council president with a high number of votes—"
—"This election is a joke!"
The auditorium doors were kicked open, Lin Feng rushed in,
holding a broken USB drive with a label for class funds.

"Security! Drag this madman out!"
Before Chu Yunting could finish his sentence, Lin Feng had already plugged the USB drive into the projector.

In the next second, the big screen exploded! Countless data points surged up, every ballot transformed into glimmering Bitcoin icons, flying everywhere.

"Look closely!"
Lin Feng raised his laser pointer, the red dot directly poking Chu Yunting's face:
"You used the principal's office computer at two in the morning to cast three hundred fake votes!"
"Where's the money from? Here! Transfer records, hard evidence!"

Suddenly, a chat window popped up—
At two fifteen in the morning, Chu Yunting sent a nude photo and a love letter to the class flower.
"I’ll give you votes, you give me love ❤."
The crowd erupted!
The class flower screamed: "You pervert!"
A cup of milk tea smashed into Chu Yunting's face, instantly splattering his suit with bubble tea stains.

"Add another blow!"
Su Tingting walked up to the stage in high heels, her steps echoing,
"He used the cafeteria meal card for money laundering! Play the video!"
The projection switched to a video—
Chu Yunting buying cigarettes at the convenience store, scanning to pay, with the QR code linked to an overseas gambling account.

"Did you think no one would notice your vote tampering? The blockchain can trace back your ancestry for eighteen generations!"
Lin Feng kicked over the ballot box.
"Do you want me to expose your dad's Bitcoin address for bribing the principal as well?"

At that moment, the whole audience's phones beeped wildly.
The principal took out his phone and looked, the notification read 1 million received, his whole body shook as if he hadn’t eaten breakfast:
"Lin, Lin, student… can this voting system… be sold? Some venture capital said they wanted to acquire it!"

Chu Yunting tried to slip away, but as he turned, Su Tingting grabbed his tie,
slapping him in the face:
"Forgot to mention, the money you paid the hacker was stolen from class funds, recorded in the miniature mining machine in my brooch."
She turned around and wrapped her arms around Lin Feng's neck, giving him a kiss
"This is the signature of the smart contract, my boyfriend."

Chu Yunting was pinned to the ground by a group of students,
"Don’t slap the face! Don’t slap the face!"

Episode 27 of 'Rebirth: A New Life in the Cryptocurrency World' - 'The Blaze of Computing Power and Destiny'

When Zhang Lei's mining machine caught fire,
The college entrance exam countdown clock on the wall of the server room was pointing to 47 days.
Lin Feng smelled a strong burnt odor and rushed into the sea of flames.

Twelve graphics cards sizzled in the flames like skewers,
This was not an ordinary heat sink,
But a mining machine cooling device modified from a cafeteria barbecue rack by Zhang Lei.
At this moment, it was spewing out tongues of fire wrapped with Bitcoin symbols,
Like a crazy cat roasting machine.

"The circuit breaker! Pull the circuit breaker!"
Su Tingting's screams mixed with the sound of the fire hydrant spraying,
Lin Feng felt his way to the control box in the dark,
But found that the circuit breaker had been welded shut in the closed position.
"Chu Yunting sent someone to repair the circuit last week; he tampered with it."

In the firelight, Lin Feng saw the blurry cat roasting logo on the wreckage of the machine case,
That was the model of the mining machine designed by Zhang Lei's father during his lifetime,
Now turned to ashes and metal debris.

"It's good that this broken card burned out!"
Zhang Lei suddenly emerged from the thick smoke, tightly holding an undamaged power supply module,
"My sister's dialysis fees... Chu Yunting said this batch of mining machines can break even in three days..."
Lin Feng saw the medical report peeking out from his school uniform pocket,
The edges were already charred by the licking flames.

As the red and blue lights of the fire truck swept over the ruins,
Chu Yunting's truck had quietly stopped on the playground.
Workers were digging out fragments of graphics cards from the burnt wreckage,
Like collecting trophies, tossing them into the truck.
"The computing power prison needs building materials."
Chu Yunting casually threw a stack of cash to Zhang Lei,
The stains on the bills were unknown whether juice or blood.

Lin Feng squatted in the pile of ashes, his fingertips touched a sharp metal piece,
On it was half a burnt design drawing page,
Lin Jianguo's signature flickered in and out of the firelight.
That was his father who had been missing for seven years.

Su Tingting discovered something even more astonishing in the puddle of fire-fighting water,
A piece of unburned printed paper stuck to the mud,
The unique tea-colored magnetic powder of the Hitachi hard disk shimmered in the moonlight.
That was a fragment of Satoshi Nakamoto's email from 2009:
"... Computing power should be as free as a dandelion..."

The latter part of the text was blurred by the water stains,
Resembling the unfinished suicide note his mother wrote years ago.

Episode 26 of 'Rebirth: A New Life in the Cryptocurrency World' - 'The Last Train of the Silk Road'

The fluorescent lights in the biology lab buzzed at two in the morning.
Su Tingting squatted in the shadow of the incubator, her fingers brushing against the server's ventilation holes,
The acrid warning of a mix of humus and silicone filled the air —
She knew that on this night, what she was touching would be more than just plant genes.

Lin Feng held up his phone flashlight, the beam sweeping over hard drives labeled 'Genetically Modified Tomatoes',
Each hard drive stored over 10TB of dark web transaction data,
This data was not ordinary transaction records, but secrets related to money laundering in cryptocurrency and transnational smuggling.
A wave of unease surged within him: this conspiracy intertwining genes and blockchain far exceeded his imagination.

“This batch is going through Vladivostok, using glucose injection as insulation.”
The biology teacher's voice came from next door, calm yet filled with an uneasy trading atmosphere.

Lin Feng suddenly heard the notification sound of a Bitcoin transaction,
It was the listening program he had secretly installed three months ago while fixing Wang Hao's phone —
At that time, he thought Wang Hao was just an ordinary student,
But now he realized that everything was beyond his understanding.

Three months ago, the biology teacher explaining chloroplast transformation from the podium,
At this moment was injecting a SIM card disguised as a plant hormone with a pipette —
He did not know that he had become an unknown link in this dark web biological experiment.

Su Tingting suddenly grabbed Lin Feng's hand and pulled him into the sterilization cabinet.
Chu Yunting's henchman burst in, pushing a cold chain box.
Condensation dripped from the box onto the floor, forming a dark river of the Silk Road.

“This batch of 'Cacti' is going to Mexico, the recipient wants a 10% kickback.”
When the henchman lifted the box lid, Lin Feng saw not succulent plants, but vacuum-packed Bitcoin mining chips.
Those mining chips were refurbished from defective products of the Chu Yunting family's electronics factory,
The serial numbers were laser-etched onto the cactus spines.

When the barking of the drug detection dog pierced the night sky,
Lin Feng tightly held onto Su Tingting's sweaty hand as they curled up behind the centrifuge.
He saw through the small window a corner of embroidery peeking out from the biology teacher's lab coat pocket,
The stitches outlined a familiar Bitcoin symbol — exactly like the pattern on the handkerchief left by Su Tingting's mother.

The agents burst in, their boots covered in vegetable leaves from the cafeteria kitchen.

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Episode 25 of "Rebirth in the Cryptocurrency World: New Life" - "Dark Web Biology Class"

When Lin Feng's Adam's apple began to fluctuate with the blockchain,
he finally understood that the genetic modification discussed in biology class had a deeper meaning.

Those tomatoes injected with purple liquid,
buzzed like mining machines in the dark.
Each tomato is a data node, quietly replacing traditional blockchain.

Su Tingting stood under the microscope, observing the Bitcoin symbols transmitted through the pollen tubes.
This was no ordinary genetic conversion,
but the latest money laundering method of the Chu Yunting family—
using the genetic chain of plants to replace the blockchain for encrypted transactions.

"Your mother was the youngest supplier on the Silk Road."
The biology teacher's scalpel suddenly pressed against Su Tingting's neck,
the blade reflecting the serial number of the surgical instruments her mother sold on the dark web ten years ago—
those hidden transactions were a transaction list from another world.

Lin Feng's heart began to race, an allergic reaction causing him to convulse uncontrollably.
With each breath, he involuntarily broadcasted a UTXO record.

This was not an ordinary allergic reaction, but his exposure as a human node,
accidentally revealing Chu Yunting's coin mixing path.

The sound of sirens grew closer.
Su Tingting seized the moment,
she splashed the culture solution onto the electrical circuit,
causing a massive circuit short.

The genetically modified plants began to grow wildly,
vines spread like a virtual net,
entangling the biology teacher's TOR network server.
This was not the spread of plants, but
the spread of a blockchain attack.

The most ironic part is—
Case closed report:
"A certain high school illegally used genetic modification technology."
However, not a single mention was made
of the Bitcoin private keys found in the tomato fruits.

Lin Feng collapsed on the laboratory table, staring blankly at the growth of the vines and tomato fruits,
he knew:
this seemingly simple genetic experiment
had already buried the future's mining pool.