It all started when CZ casually mentioned his Belgian Malinois in a tweet. Crypto Twitter immediately lost it—demanding his name, photos, and of course, a meme coin.
Sensing the hype, CZ teased the reveal, saying he’d post his dog’s name in a few hours. That was enough for BNB to pump nearly to $720 as traders piled in, expecting a meme coin launch. 🚀
Then, the moment of truth: CZ named his dog… Broccoli. 🥦🐕 But instead of launching a coin, he crushed dreams, saying he’s NOT issuing a meme coin—though he might interact with some community-made ones.
Naturally, crypto did what crypto does best—within hours, dozens of BroccoliCoins sprouted across BNB Chain, Solana, and beyond, with market caps soaring into the tens of millions. 💰
So let's be real—if this hype keeps up, a Broccoli-themed token will end up on Binance sooner or later. 😂
From Jan 19 to Feb 10, this whale aped in at an average price of $1.09, spending $4.45M on FARTCOIN. Today, he dumped it all for $2.21M, taking a -50% loss. 🚽📉
Looks like the only way to profit from memecoins is to launch your own... or be Elon Musk! 😆🚀
CZ admitted that Binance's token listing process is flawed—tokens pump on DEXs after the announcement, only to get dumped on CEXs later. His solution? Automate listings like DEXs.
Ironically, this comes right after Binance listed TST, a memecoin that skyrocketed to $489M, then crashed over 50%. 😂
CZ says he's just an outsider now, but his "hot takes" keep making waves. 🌊 CEX listings = outdated? Maybe the future is fair launch tokens. 🤔 $BTC #LTC&XRPETFsNext? #LAYEROnBinance #BNXBreakthrough #BinanceAlphaAlert