Adeline Fontaine

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You sit at work, hunching over, sweating, trying to prove your worth, and here, around the corner, in the shopping mall, in the middle of a paid booth stands, as per feng shui, a toilet that quietly rakes in your daily rate in a minute. It doesn’t even try to look smart or useful; it doesn’t even need to understand that if you don’t pay, a chocolate attack in your pants will become your new reality. And you know what’s the most frustrating? It doesn’t even break a sweat! No deadlines, no meetings, no 'I’m burned out'. Just flushes a piece of paper with crap — and there the money drips. And you continue to proudly call yourself a 'specialist', 'professional', 'master of your craft', while this thing earns at the level of your boss. You sit, trying to act important, while in reality, the toilet outperforms you in efficiency. And no, it doesn’t stress, doesn’t complain, doesn’t ask for vacation — it just gets the job done. And you keep pretending that someone needs you.

#dream #кам #TRUE

Robots are machines that, unlike you, do not waste their lives on endless excuses, laziness and self-pity. Of course, you can continue to believe that your "uniqueness" and "creativity" will save you from automation, but let's face it: robots have long been doing your job better, faster and without your constant whining about "burnout" and "underpayment".
You sit, stare at the screen, drink your third soy latte in an hour, and the robot has already earned your salary for 20 years on the stock exchange, packed a hundred packages and did not even break a sweat. He does not have a family to feed, no depression due to loans, and certainly will not complain about life in the smoking room. He just works, while you waste time on meaningless smoke breaks and procrastination.
And you know what's most offensive? He does not even need to be paid a salary. He doesn't get tired, doesn't get sick, doesn't need a vacation. He just does it.
The world has been moving forward for a long time, and robots are not the future, they are the present. And you? You are just an atavism that will soon be out of work - think
#dream #Кам #TRUE

Oh, the vending machine is the philosopher of our time. This fridge with candy bars is like a former monk who has achieved enlightenment: it doesn’t eat, it doesn’t sleep, it doesn’t suffer from an existential crisis. Its “face” is always impassive. It just stands there, dumb as a board, but its income is growing, unlike your prospects.

Just think: this box makes money from the fact that someone at 3 am decides that their life will be better if they eat a bag of chips. And you know what? It’s right. It doesn’t worry about the fact that its life is meaningless - it is the meaning.

And you? You wait for Friday as if it will bring you salvation, but instead spend it tiredly staring at the ceiling, while your cat looks at you with a silent question: 'Is this all you can do?'

The vending machine is your unattainable ideal. It doesn't work, it just stupidly *EXISTS* - like a monument to your worthlessness, with a lightbulb burning inside and food falling out from time to time.
#Dream#Kam #True

In short, we have this guy here — a big billboard, hanging like a man in prison, doing nothing. Meanwhile, you’re working hard like a horse, but he makes so much money in an hour that you can’t even imagine. He doesn’t even move, you understand? He has no arms or legs, yet piles of cash. He just stands there showing ads for some nonsense, and that’s it! And you, poor thing, spend all day trying to convince someone that you’re useful. He is a professional in passive income, while you are just a small fry.

#Dream #Кам #True

$TRUMP and $MELANIA: New Players in the Crypto Market Recently elected US President Donald Trump and his wife Melania introduced their own meme coins — $TRUMP and $MELANIA respectively. These cryptocurrencies, created on the Solana blockchain, are rapidly gaining popularity. $TRUMP reached a market capitalization of $9 billion, while $MELANIA reached $10.1 billion.

Dogecoin

Current Price: $0.38
Key Drivers:
High popularity among retail investors.
Possible use of DOGE for payments in Elon Musk's companies.
Gradual evolution of the network and the emergence of new functionalities.
Technical Analysis:
Support level — $0.35, resistance — $0.45.

$DOGE #DOGE

Polkadot

Current Price: $7.36
Key Drivers:
Successful parachain auctions continue to attract projects to the ecosystem.
Development of bridges for interoperability enhances DOT's potential.
Progress in Web3 infrastructure.
Technical Analysis:
Support level — $7, resistance — $9.
Forecast: Expected range $8–$9.50, considering the rising popularity of Web3 projects.

$DOT #dot

Cardano

Current Price: $1.12
Key Drivers:
Successful implementation of the Hydra scaling solution, increasing network capacity.
Growth of Cardano-based projects, especially in the DeFi space.
Focus on real-world blockchain use cases in Africa and other regions.
Technical Analysis:
Support at $1.05, Resistance at $1.30.
Expectation: $1.20–$1.35 range looks achievable amid growing activity in the ecosystem.

$ADA #ADA

Avalanche

Current Price: $40.97
Key Drivers:
Expanding partnerships and integrations with leading DeFi platforms.
Popularity among developers due to high network speed and scalability.
Increasing ecosystem activity, including new applications.
Technical Analysis:
Support level is $37, resistance is $50.
Forecast: Possible range of $45–$52 if the current trend continues.

$AVAX #AVAX

Solana

Current Price: $212.56
Key Drivers:
Increasing activity in the DeFi and NFT space due to low transaction costs and high network speeds.
Recent protocol upgrades that solidify Solana as one of the most competitive blockchains.
Increased interest from institutional investors.
Technical Analysis:
Support level is $190, resistance is $250.
Expectation: The range of $230-$260 is likely given the positive momentum in the market.

$SOL #solana

Welcome to the crypto market, son

How it usually happens: you enter the chat, and there are already millionaires. One is already on new wheels, another bought a villa in Dubai, and the third found a 'hidden gem' ranked 1467 by capitalization. It's funny that in reality, these people even share a Netflix subscription among five.

$SUI $DOGE $LINK

$XRP $SOL $ADA

HODL sounds cool until your portfolio looks like the ruins of ancient Rome. But no, you can't sell — 'whales are deliberately dumping the market to take your coins.' In the end, you sit with a minus 80% and wait for the bull run, which might happen when your grandchildren retire.

You don't understand the principles of blockchain? No worries! Just pour your funds into another 'revolutionary protocol', get tokens that no one wants to buy, and feel like part of a new financial world! And then wonder where your money went when the project burned out faster than a firework.