🎁💀 The Airdrop Chronicles: 99 Wallets Later..

It all started with a tweet:

💸 HOT AIRDROP 🔥 Claim $FUTURETOKEN now $1,000 guaranteed! No gas fee. No KYC. Just vibes.

I was jobless, broke, and high on hope.

This was it. My big break. My freedom.

I created my first wallet.

Then I saw this in the thread:

More wallets = more rewards 😉

So I created another. And another. And another.

By day 3, I had 99 Metamask wallets. I named them like kids:

Wallet1_Kamau

Wallet23_DustSoldier

Wallet58_MumPleaseTrustMe

Wallet99_ThisBetterBeReal

I joined 50 Discords.🤡🤡

Retweeted like nonsense. 😂😂😂

$FUTURETOKEN to the moon! 🚀 I love this project more than my own family.

Tagged 3 friends. All unfollowed me.

Completed a Google Form that asked for my wallet, blood type, and favourite pizza topping.

Waited.

Refreshed the airdrop site daily.

Nothing.

Weeks passed.

Then one day… I got an email:

“Congrats! You’ve been selected for the $FUTURETOKEN airdrop 🎉”

My heart dropped.

Opened the wallet.

Saw 420 $FUTURETOKEN.

Checked the price: $0.00000007

Total value: Ksh 0.009

Even Safaricom bonga points have more utility.

Tried to sell.

Network fee: $8

I cried.

Then I saw a new tweet:

🔥 New legit airdrop! $AI

launching soon! Easy 10x!

I wiped my tears.

Created Wallet100.