📉💀 The Day I Got Liquidated... Emotionally

It started like every other day:

Woke up at 3:47 AM because I dreamt Bitcoin was pumping. Checked my phone.

BTC was down 6%. I died a little.

Put on my “Trust the Process” hoodie (even though the process was wrecking me), made some tea, opened Binance.

Saw a random coin — $PUMPINU420 — up 300%. My brain: “YOH, bro, this is the one.”

Threw in what was left of my funds. It mooned 20% more. I felt like Satoshi’s chosen one.

I blinked.

It dumped 90% in a single red candle that looked like Satan himself drew it.

I screamed silently.

Checked Twitter. “#PUMPINU420 devs rugpulled and deleted the Telegram.”

I refreshed Binance like a toxic ex stalking a WhatsApp status.

Even my dust had more value than my portfolio.

I rage-quit trading. Told myself I’d go outside, “touch grass,” maybe find peace.

On my way out, I saw $DOGE was trending. It was pumping.

I turned around slowly…

Opened Binance again.

Deposited $3.46 from M-PESA.

I'm back, baby.