💥 TRADER’S MAD GLOSSARY 💥
Forget school. This is the real crypto slang you NEED.

🧠 #HODL — Typo? Nah. It means “hold on for dear life.” Even when it dumps. Especially when it dumps.

🔥#REKT — What happens when you ignore risk management. Liquidated. Zeroed. Crying.

📈 #MOON — Where your favorite altcoin is supposed to go. Often shouted just before it crashes.

🧊 #BAGHOLDER — Someone still holding the dip… after the dip dipped again.

🚀 #PUMP — Sudden vertical candle. You’ll never catch it in time.

📉 DUMP — That “oh no” moment after you FOMO’d in at the top.

💣 LIQUIDATED — You played with 50x leverage. The market didn’t care.

🕳️ RUG — When the dev disappears and the price goes to zero. Happens faster than you blink.

🐳 WHALE — A wallet with power. Buys. Dumps. You chase. They eat.

⚔️ BONUS TRADER LINGO

🎯 Sniped — Entered the trade perfectly. Exit? Not so much.

👻 Dead coin — No volume. No buyers. Just ghosts and your hopes.

⛓️ Locked — Liquidity locked? Maybe safe. Maybe not.

👀 Watching — Not buying. Not selling. Just… watching and coping.

💬 Final Wisdom:

Trade with your brain, not your dopamine.

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