🚜 Trader Vasyl from the village of Bitcoinville 👨🌾💰
They say in the village that Vasyl is not just a tractor driver —
but a local crypto guru!
📈 As soon as the roosters crow — he’s already on Binance.
🌄 Instead of morning prayers — he reads the candlestick chart.
🥔 Potatoes grow slowly, but his DOGE — up and down, like a girl at a disco.
🧓 Grandma Halya scolds:
— Vasyl, go dig the garden!
And he replies:
— I can’t, grandma, I just fell into a rect, waiting for a bounce! 😤
💸 In the village, everyone is already used to:
— If Vasyl hasn’t come to the meeting — it means there’s volatility in the market.
— If he hasn’t lent money — it means everything is in stablecoins.
And only he alone in all of Bitcoinville dreams:
👉 to buy a Lambo, 👉 to farm an NFT cow, 👉 and to make a hard fork of his tractor!
#VasylTrader #VillageOfBitcoinville #HODLInUkrainian #CryptoCossacks
They say in the village that Vasyl is not just a tractor driver —
but a local crypto guru!
📈 As soon as the roosters crow — he’s already on Binance.
🌄 Instead of morning prayers — he reads the candlestick chart.
🥔 Potatoes grow slowly, but his DOGE — up and down, like a girl at a disco.
🧓 Grandma Halya scolds:
— Vasyl, go dig the garden!
And he replies:
— I can’t, grandma, I just fell into a rect, waiting for a bounce! 😤
💸 In the village, everyone is already used to:
— If Vasyl hasn’t come to the meeting — it means there’s volatility in the market.
— If he hasn’t lent money — it means everything is in stablecoins.
And only he alone in all of Bitcoinville dreams:
👉 to buy a Lambo, 👉 to farm an NFT cow, 👉 and to make a hard fork of his tractor!
#VasylTrader #VillageOfBitcoinville #HODLInUkrainian #CryptoCossacks
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