If Binance were a person:

๐Ÿ‘ถ Age: 8

๐Ÿง  IQ: 160

๐Ÿ“ˆ Job: Full-time alpha generator

๐Ÿช™ Wallet: 200 coins + 10 memecoins

๐Ÿ“‰ Tolerance: Zero for rugs

๐Ÿ”ฅ Side hustle: Airdrop farming & helping you FOMO responsibly

Happy birthday to the most productive 8-year-old ever ๐Ÿฅณ

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