😂 Bitcoin after 130k:
— People shout: "To the moon! 🚀"
— You take a loan, pledge your cat, mother-in-law, and old bike — all in Bitcoin!
130,000... 128,000... 115,000...
📉 – "Well, this is a pullback before 200k"
💦 – "Hands are steady! Diamond hands!"
📱 And Binance doesn't open anymore...
Then:
— 98k: "This is a flat"
— 75k: "Buying on the dip"
— 43k: "Just locking in losses"
— 17k: "At least I gained experience"
Bitcoin: like an ex — first lifts you to the sky, and then blocks you everywhere. 😭#BTC120kVs125kToday #BTC $BTC