🇺🇸 #TrumpTariffs — Training effect or economic sitcom?

🎭 Trump throws out his tariffs like unexpected punchlines, and BOOM 💥 :

📈 Wall Street hits new heights, while the economy dances the lambada of uncertainty.

💵 The dollar stumbles (-10 %) as if it forgot its shoelaces, while gold and silver 🪙💫 play the superheroes (+25 %).

🐉 Asia? Stressed like a student before exam results. Thanks, Fed 😬.

⚙️ Macro-crypto mood: Tariffs = growth KO + inflation at the ceiling 🎈.

The Fed might delay its rate cuts, while BTC moonwalks 🚀 as a shield against the dollar.

🎢 Are we surfing a wave of volatility or inventing a new norm?

👉 Hold on tight, the markets are not done with their sketch.