Satoshi Nakamoto makes an appearance? The market makers are even more panicked than you! This drama has been playing for 15 years, and the script has long been bought out by Wall Street.
Why the sudden 'appearance'? It's all business!
Documentary hype tactics: HBO produced a documentary last year claiming to have uncovered Satoshi Nakamoto, suggesting it was early developer Peter Todd, who immediately denied it. The truth? Ratings are more important than the truth!
Elon Musk caught in the crossfire: A former SpaceX intern claimed that Musk is Satoshi Nakamoto, citing reasons like 'he knows C++, cares about humanity, and remains deliberately silent.' I can make up stories too: Bill Gates knows C++ as well, so why not guess him?
The deadly consequences of the real Satoshi Nakamoto's appearance: 60 billion Bitcoin nuclear bomb: Satoshi's wallet with 1.1 million BTC has been dormant for 15 years; once it moves, the market will inevitably panic sell.
Risk of belief collapse: The core value of Bitcoin is the 'decentralized holy elephant'; if Satoshi is a puppet of an American institution, this idol will shatter into pieces on the spot.
Legal crackdown excuses: The U.S. government is struggling to find reasons to regulate; if Satoshi's identity is confirmed, the SEC can immediately label it as 'illegal issuance of currency.'
Exchanges create topics to lure in retail investors: After CZ's remarks, Binance's BTC trading volume surged by 40% in a single day. Wall Street suppresses crypto prices to accumulate at low levels; every time 'Satoshi clues' are revealed, BTC must spike and wash out.
