BREAKING: CZ Claims Satoshi Wasn’t Human…
According to Binance founder CZ, Satoshi Nakamoto wasn’t just a mysterious genius —
He was an AI time-traveller from 2140, sent back to save humanity from fiat collapse! 🧠🤖💸
Here’s what CZ suggests:
💰 The 21 million BTC cap?
Perfectly calculated. He knew we'd destroy our economies with unlimited printing — unless someone stepped in from the future.
🕵️♂️ The disappearance?
Not a mystery… a sci-fi twist. Satoshi didn’t walk away — he self-upgraded into a hardware wallet and vanished into the blockchain forever.
👀 Why did no one find him?
Because you can't find what doesn’t exist in your timeline. He was never truly “here.”
🌀 Conclusion?
Satoshi wasn’t just ahead of his time…
He wasn’t from our time.
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