In a move straight outta Area 51, Donald $TRUMP mp dropped an X post at 3 AM claiming he’s brokered a ceasefire between Israel and Iran! “PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, BABY!” he bellowed in ALL CAPS, alongside a selfie with a poorly Photoshopped dove. Sources (aka random X users) say Trump strong-armed both nations in a secret Mar-a-Lago meeting, possibly with extraterrestrial mediators. “He’s got the best deals, folks,” gushed @MagaMoonMan, while @ConspiracyCarl insists, “The UFOs made them do it!” World leaders are gobsmacked, oil prices are tanking, and TikTok’s already got Trump dancing to “Sweet Caroline” with Bibi and Khamenei. Is this world peace or just Trump being Trump? Stay tuned for the next wild X post!
