Recently, an analyst named James Wynn — a name that sounds like a pseudonym for a CIA agent on vacation — stated that Bitcoin could soar to $95,000. Great! Wonderful. We can dream about yachts, Lambos, and a tax-free life again. Well, almost.
But! Wynn adds: 'Unless... the world doesn't burn in geopolitical hell.' Great clarification. Kind of like insurance advertising: 'You will get paid unless you die from a meteorite strike, alien invasion, or trying to argue with TSA at the airport.'
Wynn's scenario goes like this: if we suddenly don't start World War III, if the U.S. suddenly stops being the economic sanitation worker, and if the global M2 money supply keeps swelling like Musk's bank account — then maybe we'll see Bitcoin at $95,000.
The little problem, you know, is what?
The Fed still hasn't lowered interest rates.
While every average Joe filling up their V8 for $5 a gallon is praying for relief, Jerome Powell is sitting somewhere on a golden throne thinking, 'Maybe I should just leave it at 5.25% for fun.'
Geopolitics at its peak.
If just one more country decides to 'liberate' its neighbors — Bitcoin won't rise but will hit the ground.
And now — the most interesting part. Wynn says that the money supply is growing. But! NOT IN THE U.S.
In China? Yes. In Europe? Maybe.
And in the States? No, we're holding on to every cent like the IRS holds onto your taxes.
So, what do we have:
• Bitcoin could rise if nothing bad happens.
It's kind of like saying, 'I'll get out of depression if the rain stops, I get a promotion at work, and my cat comes home.'
• The main threat to Bitcoin's growth is global stupidity.
And stupidity, as you know, is an eternal resource. Renewable.
Conclusion:
While Bitcoin plays 'come on, don’t fall' against the backdrop of rising inflation, declining trust in institutions, and potential nuclear winter — you can still do one thing:
Keep your private keys. And your mind.
