Emergency on the market.
Bitcoin is a digital hero that left-wing liberals call a 'non-existent threat to capitalism' — it has fallen below $100,000.
$99,932.23 per unit, and this, according to CNBC, is 'within the norm.'
But we're not here for norms. We're here for the truth. And the truth, as always, is funny, alarming, and frankly idiotic.
Crash or discount?
So what happened?
Bitcoin lost 3.52% in a day. Is that a lot? Well, if you're a panicking Democrat — of course.
But if you're an adult who understands that the market is a swing, then you're already brewing coffee, putting on your glasses, and placing a buy order.
Interesting fact: if Bitcoin fell by 3% every day, it would still be worth more than your Biden retirement account.
Who is to blame?
• Wall Street? They love it, because the cheaper Bitcoin gets, the louder their laughter echoes in vintage suits.
• The Fed? Possibly. They've raised rates so often that Jay Powell seems to have a tired finger.
• Israel and AI? Don't ask.
• Trump? Of course! Everything that happens is somehow related to him breathing towards NASDAQ. So claims MSNBC.
And now seriously (almost)
If you hold Bitcoin, congratulations — you are alive.
You're in a game where one day is like a year in the stock market.
This is magnificent.
Because every time Bitcoin falls — it's a test of faith, intelligence, and the number of cold wallets you have in your pocket.
What to do?
• Panic? No. Only beginners, students, and members of the Energy Committee in Congress do that.
• Buy? Possibly. But wisely. And with a limit order.
• Waiting for $1,000,000 for BTC? Of course. Just don't ask when.
Conclusion:
Bitcoin is not just a price. It’s a protest.
It's a way of saying:
"No, I don't trust people who print trillions and call it stability."
And if it costs 99,932 today — great. That means you have a chance to buy freedom… with a 3.52% discount.
