📢 Two investors are walking through a cemetery.
One says to the other: "Hey, do you know why it's so quiet here?"
The second replies: "Of course! Because everyone here has been waiting for long-term prospects."
The meaning of the joke: It ironically comments on the idea of endless waiting for "long-term prospects" in investments, suggesting that sometimes you need to know when to take profits or acknowledge losses instead of waiting indefinitely.