#USNationalDebt 💵🧨

BREAKING NEWS, or rather NEWS ABOUT EVERYTHING:

Trump dropped an information bomb worth 36 TRILLION 💣 (yes, with T as in Trembling Earth)

According to him, a recent audit discovered that maybe, just maybe, the United States won’t have to pay part of its national debt.

Excuse me? How? What if I hand in my bills saying I also conducted a personal audit? 😬📉

The report comes from the new Dodge Department (of which we don't know if it's an agency or a parts store with WiFi). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, among Excel spreadsheets, donuts, and crazy theories, they found "irregularities."

"Irregularities, they say!" Next will be the statement that the Treasury had the wrong PIN set. 😵‍💫

There are those who shout "THIS IS A GAME-CHANGER!"

And others scream "THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE WITH AN ECONOMIST AS THE VILLAIN!"