#USNationalDebt
BREAKING NEWS, or rather NEWS ABOUT EVERYTHING:
Trump dropped an information bomb of 36 TRILLION 💣 (yes, with T as in Trembling Earth)
According to him, a recent audit revealed that perhaps, just perhaps, the United States may not have to pay part of its national debt.
Excuse me? How? What if I turn in my bills saying that I also conducted a personal audit? 😬📉
The report comes from the new Dodge Department (which we don't know if it's an agency or a spare parts shop with WiFi). 🧑💼🔧
And there, amidst Excel, donuts, and crazy theories, they found "irregularities."
"Irregularities, they say!" Next will be the claim that the Treasury had the wrong PIN set. 😵💫
There are those who scream "THIS IS A GAME-CHANGER!"
And others scream "THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE WITH AN ECONOMIST AS THE VILLAIN!"