#PowellRemarks Powell: "Inflation is coming!" Crypto: "Is there still room in the wallet?" ⏰💸

The Fed kept interest rates (4.25%-4.5%), but Powell announced a "significant increase in inflation" due to Trump tariffs. The instant reaction: BTC dipped to $104k, then returned to $104,800 in 2 hours. "Just another Thursday in crypto"📉➡️📈.

3 dark jokes about chaos:

1. Tariffs = Economic time bomb 💣

"Prices will explode like a Shitcoin rug pull. Consumers will foot the bill."

2. Fed: "We are waiting!" Crypto: "We are buying!" 🛒

Whales turned the dip into a Black Friday sale. Bitcoin ETF inflows: +$639M in one day.

3. "Inflation protection = BTC" 🛡️

As long as Powell prints warnings, miners are printing blocks. Who wins in the end?⛏️

The hidden moral:

When the Fed says "we are staying put," crypto dances on two fronts: fear of tariffs and excitement from ETFs. The market listens, but does exactly what it wants. 😏