Trader in the hairdresser's. The hairdresser asks:

— How's the situation on the stock market?

Trader:

— It's normalizing.

After a while, the hairdresser asks again:

— So, how's the situation on the stock market?

Trader:

— It's normalizing.

Another five minutes pass, and the situation repeats. Finally, the trader can't take it anymore and asks why he keeps asking the same thing.

Hairdresser:

— Because your hair stands on end, it's easier to cut when I ask you ))))