#NasdaqETFUpdate Nasdaq ETF Update: 100-Word Joke Edition

The Nasdaq ETF woke up this morning, looked in the mirror, and said, “Still volatile, still sexy.” Tech stocks inside it are like drama queens—up 5% on AI rumors, down 7% because someone sneezed at the Fed. It’s a digital soap opera: Apple’s holding it together, Tesla’s doing donuts in the parking lot, and Nvidia thinks it is the market now. Traders love it until it dips, then scream betrayal like it dated their sibling. But we keep buying it—because diversification is just fancy talk for “I have no clue who’s winning, so I bought everything with Wi-Fi.”