#TrumpBTCTreasury Donald Trump, once allergic to Bitcoin, now hugs it like a golden pillow. After reportedly buying a stash for the "Trump Treasury" (which might just be his golf cart’s glovebox), he declared BTC the “real stable genius of money.” MAGA hats now come with QR codes, and Mar-a-Lago might mine crypto next to the pool. “We love Bitcoin. It’s tremendous. Much better than Sleepy Dollar,” he boomed. When asked about volatility, he said, “I’ve been volatile for decades — works great!” Somewhere, Satoshi blinked. Probably. Or maybe it was just Trump blinking into the sun, holding a ledger like a trophy.