#MarketRebound Market Rebound (Funny Version):

Ah yes, the market rebound—the financial equivalent of your ex texting “I’ve changed.” After nosediving like a drunken pigeon, stocks suddenly bounce back like they found Jesus and a stimulus package. Experts call it a “V-shaped recovery,” but it feels more like a bungee jump with questionable rope. One minute your portfolio looks like a crime scene, the next it’s sipping champagne. Is it fundamentals? Sentiment? Or just algorithms on Red Bull? Who cares—your meme stocks are moonwalking again! Just remember: what goes up may panic-sell back down. But hey, at least now your 401(k) looks less like a horror story.