🎉 If Cryptos Were People in Your Life 👇😂

A thread you didn’t know you needed 💰💬

💛 BNB – The Loyal Bestie

Shows up on time. Pays for momo. Helps you stake your life together.

“Don’t worry bro, I got this.”

✅ Reliable AF.

✅ Knows all the hacks.

✅ Your ride-or-die.

🧓 BTC – The OG Uncle

Drives a vintage Jeep. Talks about 2011 like it was yesterday.

“I bought pizza for 10,000 BTC once…”

✅ Slow but steady.

✅ Everyone respects him.

✅ Just don’t ask him to move fast.

💻 ETH – The Genius Cousin

Always building something.

“I just deployed a smart contract on a decentralized layer 2 zk-rollup... you wouldn’t get it.”

✅ Quietly powers half the world.

✅ Always busy.

✅ Kinda expensive to hang out with.

🐶🍕 DOGE – The Meme Friend

Lives for chaos, memes, and pizza at 3 AM.

“Much wow. Very rich.”

✅ No one takes them seriously.

✅ Ends up on the news anyway.

✅ Will probably send you to the moon by accident.

⚡ SOL – The Hype Beast Younger Bro

Zooms past you in designer shades.

“Fastest, cheapest, sexiest chain alive bro!”

✅ Trendy.

✅ Super quick.

✅ Crashes sometimes, but always comes back stronger.

Your wallet isn’t just a portfolio... it’s a whole dysfunctional family 😅💼

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