BTCUncle

🎉 If Cryptos Were People in Your Life 👇😂
A thread you didn’t know you needed 💰💬

💛 BNB – The Loyal Bestie
Shows up on time. Pays for momo. Helps you stake your life together.
“Don’t worry bro, I got this.”
✅ Reliable AF.
✅ Knows all the hacks.
✅ Your ride-or-die.

🧓 BTC – The OG Uncle
Drives a vintage Jeep. Talks about 2011 like it was yesterday.
“I bought pizza for 10,000 BTC once…”
✅ Slow but steady.
✅ Everyone respects him.
✅ Just don’t ask him to move fast.

💻 ETH – The Genius Cousin
Always building something.
“I just deployed a smart contract on a decentralized layer 2 zk-rollup... you wouldn’t get it.”
✅ Quietly powers half the world.
✅ Always busy.
✅ Kinda expensive to hang out with.

🐶🍕 DOGE – The Meme Friend
Lives for chaos, memes, and pizza at 3 AM.
“Much wow. Very rich.”
✅ No one takes them seriously.
✅ Ends up on the news anyway.
✅ Will probably send you to the moon by accident.

⚡ SOL – The Hype Beast Younger Bro
Zooms past you in designer shades.
“Fastest, cheapest, sexiest chain alive bro!”
✅ Trendy.
✅ Super quick.
✅ Crashes sometimes, but always comes back stronger.

Your wallet isn’t just a portfolio... it’s a whole dysfunctional family 😅💼

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