#TradingMistakes101 Welcome to Trading Mistakes 101 — where pain is the best teacher and FOMO is the principal. 🎓💀

You bought the top thinking it was “just the beginning.” Now your portfolio looks like a horror movie plot. 😱📉

You sold too early? Congrats, you just funded someone else’s Lambo. 🏎️💸

You held too long? Don’t worry, your bags are now vintage. 🧳😂

You didn’t set a stop-loss? Bold move, Picasso. 🎨

Listened to a random guy on YouTube yelling “TO THE MOON”? 🚀

Now you’re in the basement with Dogecoin and regrets. 🐶🕳️

Pro tip: If your trade was inspired by caffeine, memes, or revenge — it’s already a mistake.

Learn, laugh, lose less. Repeat.