#CardanoDebate Ever notice how every #CardanoDebate ends up sounding like a family dinner gone wrong?

One side: “Cardano is the future! Slow and steady wins the race!”

Other side: “Bro, at this rate even snails are passing it on CoinMarketCap!”

It’s giving: academic genius who submits the assignment late every time but wants full marks 😅

Charles Hoskinson out here playing 4D chess while the rest of crypto is busy throwing pies. ADA holders? They’re meditating in the Himalayas waiting for that next smart contract update… which was promised 3 moons and 5 forks ago.

Meanwhile, meme coins with dog faces just did a 20x, and ADA fans are like: “But do they have peer-reviewed research??”

Cardano: the only blockchain where debates need citations, a whitepaper, and possibly a TED Talk.

Still holding? Respect. You’ve got diamond hands and a philosophy degree.