🎥 No weapons show for CRYPTO … inform yourself well first.

Not everything that goes up is a pump, nor is everything that goes down a scam. 😅

My ex was so jealous and distrustful that every time she got in the car, she found a woman's hair. 🚗💇‍♀️

First time: dark hair. 🖤

—Who is the brunette you are with?

Second time: blonde hair. 💛

—Now you are dating a blonde?

Third time: reddish hair. 🔥

—A redhead! Seriously?

I got tired. I had the car cleaned inside and out, meticulously.

Zero hairs. Clean as an operating room! 🏥

She got in... checked for 15 minutes...

And got angry anyway. 😤

—Come on... Now you are with someone who doesn't even have hair, right?

We broke up. OBVIOUSLY. 💔

Not every woman who gets in my car is because she is my girlfriend, just like....

Not everything that goes up is a pump, nor is everything that goes down a deception. 🤔

Pump: false and rapid rise to sell quickly and leave losses. 💨

Scam: scam that disappears with your money. 💀

But not everything is like that:

✔️ Sometimes a crypto goes up due to good news or real progress. 📈

✔️ And it goes down due to normal corrections, not always because it is a deception. 📉

Before buying or selling, investigate:

🔍 Who is behind it?

🔍 What does the project do?

🔍 Is the community active?

Don't react just to the price, that's how you lose money. 💸

Learn, inform yourself and act with a cool head. 🧠

Have you ever found a “suspicious hair” in your crypto portfolio and almost created a drama? 😂🔥 Share your story!

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