Yo, hear me out: this whole Musk vs. Trump beef is straight-up fake drama cooked up to mess with the crypto market. I mean, come on—Elon’s throwing shade on X, Trump’s firing back about yanking his contracts, Shady AF. I’m seeing people on X saying they’re in cahoots—Trump wants cheap Bitcoin for his new token drop, and Musk’s probably eyeing a dip to push crypto payments on X. All this noise, right before big economic data? It’s like they’re playing us, spooking retail investors into dumping $300M+ in longs while they scoop up the deals. This ain’t no real fight—it’s a hustle to make bank. Bet that gets some heads turning!
