Welcome to my trading operations!

Step 1: Open chart.

Step 2: Stare at chart.

Step 3: Pretend I understand the chart. 📉

Indicators? RSI, MACD, and pure gut feeling.

I buy — it dumps.

I sell — it pumps.

Risk management? I manage to take maximum risk.

My stop-loss is emotional damage.

My trading journal is just sad emojis. 😭

Sometimes I win. Mostly, I learn.

But deep down, I believe I’m just one trade away from becoming a millionaire... or broke again.

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