Welcome to my trading operations!
Step 1: Open chart.
Step 2: Stare at chart.
Step 3: Pretend I understand the chart. š
Indicators? RSI, MACD, and pure gut feeling.
I buy ā it dumps.
I sell ā it pumps.
Risk management? I manage to take maximum risk.
My stop-loss is emotional damage.
My trading journal is just sad emojis. š
Sometimes I win. Mostly, I learn.
But deep down, I believe Iām just one trade away from becoming a millionaire... or broke again.
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