Crypto Date: When Passion Goes a Bit Too Far

Two crypto enthusiasts meet on a first date.

He: "So, tell me about yourself. Are you more of a Hodler or a trader?"

She: "Well, I'm more of a long-term investor. What about you?"

He: "Me? I'm a bot! My emotions don't affect trades, and I'm programmed for maximum PROFIT. Just like your PRESET."

She (frowning): "Someone seems to have confused a dating app with Binance Square."

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