#4
When You Check Your Crypto Portfolio and Regret Having Emotions
They said, “Buy the dip.”
So I bought the dip…
Then the dip dipped even harder.
Now my portfolio looks like a sad Christmas tree — all red, no gifts.
Every refresh is a jump scare.
Every price drop is a personality test.
But I'm still here… holding on tighter than my relatives hold onto wedding gossip.
Welcome to crypto — where math meets madness.
Disclaimer:
This content is for laughs only and not financial advice. Always research before investing. Crypto is volatile — kind of like your ex, but with charts.