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Diamond Hands & Empty Wallets: The Crypto Investor’s Evolution
Ever bought Bitcoin and thought you were the next Satoshi Nakamoto… only to check your wallet the next day and it’s worth a cup of coffee?
Welcome to the 4 phases of a crypto investor:
Hype mode ON
YOLO my savings
Existential crisis at 2 AM
Unshakable Diamond Hands (and shaky finances)
Crypto isn’t just a market — it’s a lifestyle, a personality, and a test of emotional endurance.
If you’ve experienced at least 3 of these stages, congratulations — you're officially one of us.
Disclaimer:
This post is purely for laughs and entertainment. It is not financial advice. Always DYOR (Do Your Own Research) before investing in crypto or any asset.
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