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#breather #funny “XRP is like that friend who says ‘I’m on my way’ but hasn’t left the house yet.”
🌕 Bitcoin:$BTC
"I’m the OG. I move slow, but when I do, the whole market panics or throws a party."
🌪️ Ethereum:$ETH
"Gas fees so high, I should be sponsored by Shell."
🚀 Dogecoin:$DOGE
"I'm a meme... and still more profitable than your ‘serious’ altcoin."
🥸 Cardano (ADA):
"I have a PhD, but I’m still figuring out how to stand up from the floor I keep falling through."
🌀 XRP:
"My lawsuit’s been going longer than most relationships. Still promising moon, still stuck in traffic."
🌕 Bitcoin:$BTC
"I’m the OG. I move slow, but when I do, the whole market panics or throws a party."
🌪️ Ethereum:$ETH
"Gas fees so high, I should be sponsored by Shell."
🚀 Dogecoin:$DOGE
"I'm a meme... and still more profitable than your ‘serious’ altcoin."
🥸 Cardano (ADA):
"I have a PhD, but I’m still figuring out how to stand up from the floor I keep falling through."
🌀 XRP:
"My lawsuit’s been going longer than most relationships. Still promising moon, still stuck in traffic."
Here's a funny story of a crypto investment gone wrong:
"The Legend of Dave the Crypto Genius"
Dave was your average guy with a decent job, a weird love for bean burritos, and absolutely no idea how crypto worked. But one fateful night, after watching a YouTube video titled “How to Turn $10 Into $10 Million While You Sleep”, Dave was enlightened.
He opened an account on some sketchy platform called “MoonGoose” (he thought it sounded space-y and trustworthy) and found a coin called “ShibaTronElon69” that promised 1,000,000% gains.
“This is it,” he whispered, sweating profusely. “My early retirement is loading.”
He sold his TV, his bike, and most of his houseplants to scrape together $5,000. The next day, ShibaTronElon69 was up 300%. Dave was a genius! He started referring to himself as a Crypto Strategist on LinkedIn.
He even tried to explain blockchain to his grandma using spaghetti and a slingshot.
But just as he was looking at private islands on Zillow, disaster struck. The coin’s creator, a mysterious guy named “@DefinitelyNotAScammer” on Twitter, vanished. The coin plummeted faster than Dave’s confidence on a date.
His $5,000? Now worth $4.73. But Dave wasn’t defeated.
He tweeted: “Just a dip. HODL.”
Two years later, he’s still holding.
And still explaining crypto to grandma.
#Write2Earn #TrendingTopic #funny
"The Legend of Dave the Crypto Genius"
Dave was your average guy with a decent job, a weird love for bean burritos, and absolutely no idea how crypto worked. But one fateful night, after watching a YouTube video titled “How to Turn $10 Into $10 Million While You Sleep”, Dave was enlightened.
He opened an account on some sketchy platform called “MoonGoose” (he thought it sounded space-y and trustworthy) and found a coin called “ShibaTronElon69” that promised 1,000,000% gains.
“This is it,” he whispered, sweating profusely. “My early retirement is loading.”
He sold his TV, his bike, and most of his houseplants to scrape together $5,000. The next day, ShibaTronElon69 was up 300%. Dave was a genius! He started referring to himself as a Crypto Strategist on LinkedIn.
He even tried to explain blockchain to his grandma using spaghetti and a slingshot.
But just as he was looking at private islands on Zillow, disaster struck. The coin’s creator, a mysterious guy named “@DefinitelyNotAScammer” on Twitter, vanished. The coin plummeted faster than Dave’s confidence on a date.
His $5,000? Now worth $4.73. But Dave wasn’t defeated.
He tweeted: “Just a dip. HODL.”
Two years later, he’s still holding.
And still explaining crypto to grandma.
#Write2Earn #TrendingTopic #funny
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The beautiful Italian actress Sophia Loren says:
My mother used to say, whenever you go out of the house, take a shower and go out,
wear your most beautiful clothes,
and do the most beautiful makeup.
You should invoke envy in people, not pity.
People want to see you broken, defeated.
My dear daughter,
even if you are dying inside,
always smile,
so that you can thwart their Schadenfreude.
72749057712#bitcoin
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My mother used to say, whenever you go out of the house, take a shower and go out,
wear your most beautiful clothes,
and do the most beautiful makeup.
You should invoke envy in people, not pity.
People want to see you broken, defeated.
My dear daughter,
even if you are dying inside,
always smile,
so that you can thwart their Schadenfreude.
72749057712#bitcoin
70308424349
drabis:
yes but you must have first lots of money 🤑 or you won't be able to do it 😂
Meme of the Day:
Sold PEPE for a burger yesterday. Now it's up 22%. The burger wasn’t even that good.
#FunnyMemes #funny #MarketSituation #memeoftheday #PEPE
Sold PEPE for a burger yesterday. Now it's up 22%. The burger wasn’t even that good.
#FunnyMemes #funny #MarketSituation #memeoftheday #PEPE
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Crypto Comedy Hour I'm Investing $5k for 24 Hours Based on YOUR Wild Coin Suggestions!
Alright, Binance crew, buckle up! I'm about to embark on a 24-hour crypto adventure with $5,000, and I'm letting you be the (slightly unhinged) guide! The plan is simple: I'll split the funds into five $1,000 chunks and invest in five different coins for exactly one day. What could possibly go wrong? (Spoiler alert: probably a lot.)
Just to be clear, I'm not expecting to become a crypto millionaire overnight with this. This is more about having some fun, engaging with the community, and maybe witnessing some wild market fluctuations firsthand. Remember, this is not financial advice – it's more like a communal dive into the deep end of the crypto pool.
Now, here's where you come in. I want your craziest, most intriguing, or even your "this could moon tomorrow" coin suggestions! Based on what you all throw my way in the comments, I'll compile a poll with the top contenders. Which five coins should I include in this 24-hour crypto rollercoaster?
Let the suggestions (and the potential for hilarious outcomes) begin! Your votes in the upcoming poll will determine my fate (and maybe provide some laughs along the way). Thanks for playing along #24hr #funny
Alright, Binance crew, buckle up! I'm about to embark on a 24-hour crypto adventure with $5,000, and I'm letting you be the (slightly unhinged) guide! The plan is simple: I'll split the funds into five $1,000 chunks and invest in five different coins for exactly one day. What could possibly go wrong? (Spoiler alert: probably a lot.)
Just to be clear, I'm not expecting to become a crypto millionaire overnight with this. This is more about having some fun, engaging with the community, and maybe witnessing some wild market fluctuations firsthand. Remember, this is not financial advice – it's more like a communal dive into the deep end of the crypto pool.
Now, here's where you come in. I want your craziest, most intriguing, or even your "this could moon tomorrow" coin suggestions! Based on what you all throw my way in the comments, I'll compile a poll with the top contenders. Which five coins should I include in this 24-hour crypto rollercoaster?
Let the suggestions (and the potential for hilarious outcomes) begin! Your votes in the upcoming poll will determine my fate (and maybe provide some laughs along the way). Thanks for playing along #24hr #funny
let's play a game you send me USDT and I will receive and then made my First Trade 🙂😜 PRO Trader Thoray zyada krna 🤑🥰😂
#funny #comedy #NEW #trader #CryptoCPIWatch
#funny #comedy #NEW #trader #CryptoCPIWatch
Why did the crypto trader bring a ladder to the Binance spot market? Because they heard the prices were going to the moon! 🚀🌙$USDC $BTC $ETH #binancecreator #funny #BecomeCreator
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