Bitcoin’s BOOMING 🚀. Your Alts? Still in ICU 🛌😂
Bitcoin’s flirting with another all-time high like it’s nothing —
Meanwhile, Crypto Twitter’s partying like we’re all rich again.
But let me ask you this… how’s your alt portfolio holding up?
• ETH? Can’t even stay above $2.5K without breaking a sweat
• SOL? Down 50% from ATH — but hey, at least it’s still online this week!
• SAND, ENJ, VET, NEAR, SHIB, PEPE? Still chilling in 2022 — no passport to this bull run
But sure, tell yourself: “It’s just accumulation, bro”
Not a punishment phase at all. Clown logic. 🤡
Every time I say this, the alt-maxi wizards show up:
“You don’t understand the tech”
“You’re spreading FUD”
“You lack vision”
Nah. I just prefer portfolios that don’t look like crime scenes.
Let’s be real:
• Alts aren’t long-term investments — they’re exit liquidity
• They PUMP. You SELL.
• You HODL? They DUMP.
Every cycle. Like clockwork.
Still out here fantasizing about the next 100x gem?
Wake up.
Here’s the cold truth:
• Bitcoin is for wealth preservation
• Alts are for money rotation
You don’t marry alts —
You date them, drain them, and ghost them.
(Unless you’re emotionally attached to pain — shoutout to the VET long-term holders.)
Institutions didn’t show up for your meme bag.
They came for BTC.
BlackRock isn’t launching a SHIB ETF — sorry, dog lovers.
So yeah — go ahead:
Buy the dip. HODL harder.
Ignore that your alt’s been bleeding for 18 months straight.
Meanwhile… BTC’s breaking ATHs. Again.
This cycle? Bitcoin wears the crown.
Everything else? Just side characters in liquidity games.
Adapt or get wrecked — again.
