$DOGE Dogecoin — it's like a cheerful neighbor with fireworks: kind of cool, but can go off at any moment.

The Oracle looked to the stars, saw a Shiba Inu riding a rocket, and understood: DOGE is up to something again.

DOGE/USDT now:

– The chart is drawing "ears," "tails," and "who knows what," as if the artist is Elon Musk on the weekend.

– Volumes are dancing, as if someone seriously thinks DOGE is the new financial system.

– RSI is confused. Because what to analyze if this is... a meme?

Forecast from the Oracle:

– If DOGE breaks resistance — get ready for the phrase “I knew I should have longed when it barked!”

– If it goes down — it just means a tired dog went to sleep.

– Flat? Well... even dogs sometimes sit still. But not for long.

Ritual "Call of Musk":

1. Open Twitter (or X).

2. Find Elon.

3. Write: “Dogecoin to the moon?”

4. Wait.

If he replies — the market will soar. If not — you’re still a champ.

DOGE is not a tool, but an adventure.

Trade cautiously. Don’t pull on the leash without a leash.

The Oracle was here. It will be back tomorrow. With a new candle and the same madness.